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31-12-2006 3:40pm#1Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭Join Date:Posts: 90141
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.... I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner
that fish follow migrating caribou.
-- Paul Tomblin, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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<DevDuck> how can we you worry about a little speed difference when there's such huge problems in the world? like hunger and war and my mozilla crashing!?
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<Kyle> So you're going to be responsible for 65 Windows 2000 Desktops *WITHOUT* a Windows 2000 Domain.
<Kyle> Run for the hills, boy.
<Kyle> Run for the f**king hills.
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<King_Kane> So i open a can of pepsi max and i see on the side "Best Before: See base of can" so i turn the can around and i feel a cold chill running down my legs...
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<joey-sleepin-workin> at work i got a email asking if the mail server was down
<joey-sleepin-workin> wtf am i sposed to reply to that? :P
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<GoAt> "change your body shape overnight!"
<GoAt> these claims are getting worse every day
<peasant> i call dibs on triangle
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<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<sully> I tell you I'm a guy?
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<cam[gt]> is it bad if you're driving down the road and see an address on a mailbox that's 1394, and the first thing you think of is firewire?
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<@Wizzard> love is a word men use to get laid
<@Wizzard> actually replace men with teenaged boys
<@SJr> men use money
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<ToiletDuc> I remember when I first came to the realization that I was a geek.... I came home from working on a router lab all day at school, picked up the phone, and dialed the IP address for Router C
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<MightyOne> How do you circumsize a whale?
<ChubbyFrog02> Very carefully?
<MightyOne> Four skin divers.
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<RU5TY> I just called in to work today. I told my boss I had Anal Glaucoma.
<RU5TY> I told him I just couldn't see my ass coming in today.
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<Xenecrite> Guys, I found the greatest glitch!
<Xenecrite> It's one of those ads where you have to hit the target.
<Xenecrite> You can click anywhere on it and you STILL get the prize!
<Xenecrite> 53 free laptops for me!
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<LexMortis> you know what would be nasty?
<LexMortis> if a pack of condoms said "tested on animals"
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<Kitoshi> XD at the end of Ep 3, when they\'re showing Padme\'s funeral
<Kitoshi> my friend Hampton said \"Look! Her stomach\'s big again! They must\'ve stuffed something back in there after the births!\"
<Heath> xD
<Kitoshi> and without a second thought, I respond \"Where do you think Yoda went into hiding?\"
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<Boogieman> and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time"
<Boogieman> and she said "yes"
<Boogieman> and I just sorta stared
<Boogieman> cause I don't usually get that far
<Boogieman> and I didn't have anything to say
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<Lee> Dude. My mom's letting me use her once I get a license.
<Lee> o_o
<Mewten> ..use your mom?
<Lee> ..
<Lee> HER CAR
<Lee> X-x;
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<SA-Thrillias> Watching porn is... different on 1600x1200.
<SA-NiteFox> You'll go blind. Really. With all the squinting.
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<Fuyutski> Canada has 32,200,000 people.
<Dami> And I am one of them. XD
<Fuyutski> America has 290,300,000
<Fuyutski> =o
<Dami> Fuyu: We're bigger, and we're on top. If this was prison, they'd be our BITCH.
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<spazdor> how do you get a Cisco Certified Network Administrator off your porch?
<cnug> ...?
<spazdor> pay for your pizza
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<white_tx3> i was at a pet store in the western suburbs of melbourne doing a quote with my boss and in the window where the cats where there was a sign that said these cats are for pets only???
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@zacke › i got in trouble once, and my mom installed windows me as my punishment
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<lapyap> i was at this party and this really ****in ugly drunk chick and I were talkin and she kept trying to get it on with me
<lapyap> so later in the night she come up to me and says ‘don’t you want to go down on me?” so I say “ I;m jewish, I cant eat pig”
<lapyap> she slapped me after that
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krlgol2: Microsoft has also managed to upset women and entire countries. A Spanish-language version of Windows XP, destined for Latin American markets, asked users to select their gender between "not specified," "male" or "bitch," because of an unfortunate error in translation.
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<Saruman> AAAAAAAAAAAAH TEH ENTS ARE COMING!!!!!!1
*** Quits: <Saruman> (Excess Flood)
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<+Sam2> Pregnancy tests: Blue line means your pregnant, yellow socks mean you missed.
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<+Sam2> Pregnancy tests: Blue line means your pregnant, yellow socks mean you missed.
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<MrP-> i have pillows shipped UPS so when i get them they are already pre pounded and fluffy
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<Sorrow> DOWN WITH PANTS! UP WITH SKIRTS!
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<ThundR> does this irc client make my butt look big?
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<aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike...
<aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN!
"
<aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's nickname was nan...
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jenmigrant: I've figured it out. There are two distinct species of male in the world: All the men I want, and all the men I can have.
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<Brinstar> If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL.
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<Elbonio> You know how women say "I wouldnt sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth" ? Well if you WERE the last two people on the earth, i hardly think sex is the first thing on your mind... it's clearly going to be "let's raid Toys'R'us.."
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<conrailto> any German speakers here?
<issq> i own a set of harmon kardens
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<michael-> Of the city's 11,500 firefighters, 2.7 percent are black and 3.2 percent Hispanic
<michael-> reeediculous
<maff> that's because their darker skin color attracts the heat
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<Jikg> Might anyone have a CD burner that could answer a few quick questions?
<SinclairC> my CD burner doesn't talk to strangers
<SinclairC> >:(
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<bliP> dammit, why can't the guys next door who don't wear shirts be chicks
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NARHDD:My dad once complimented a woman on having a "bun in the oven".
NARHDD:It turned out she wasn't pregnant.
NARHDD:Whoops.
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<error[dw]> you are a SICK SICK MAN
<GuyIncognito> It's delicious. Can only find it in Philadelphia/Delaware area.
<GuyIncognito> About two years back, they ACTUALLY HAD ON THE LABEL of Hormel Scrapple "No pig anus!"
<AvatarADV> Man, how poor do you have to be to voluntarily eat something that has "no pig anus!" on the label and consider it a selling point?
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<RazielHex> Whaddya do if you see a friend's picture in a porn site?
<Yamatto> you link us for a start.
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<andy> i will commit suicide or die trying
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<omgwtf> did you guys hear about that actress who got stabbed
<omgwtf> reese
<omgwtf> reese something
<Boon> witherspoon?
<omgwtf> no with a knife
<omgwtf> HAHA!
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Euriusx_xNocturnus: Think of someone of "average" intelligence. Then think half the world is dumber than that.
Veronica5050: ow
Veronica5050: just ow
Veronica5050: owowowowowowowowow
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<|an> ok so whos got some nice anagrams of their name then?
<|an> ian hamilton
<mark-> him into anal
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<[JAPS]aL3x> I heard [JAPS]KingKhai had sex with his teacher.. only problem was, he was home schooled.
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<scalar> ok, UPS guy came, now I can shower :P
<Keneto> famous phrases to remember not to take out of context?
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<@Stormrider> If I got arrested and had one phone call, I'd call the police station with a bomb scare0
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Good ones... Although this one's always gonna be my favourite bash.org quote:
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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
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Never type commands if you don't understand them
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<murder`> lol i just got the rot password to the linux machine running the network im on
<m0zzie> you mean root pass?
<murder`> yea whatever its called do u know some cool commands like to hack ppl?
<m0zzie> try this one.. rm -rf /etc
<phoenix> rofl
<murder`> that one just paused for ages and came up with a few forbidden msgs
<murder`> got any better ones?
<m0zzie> hmm.. try rm -rf /root
<murder`> that one just paused for a bit again, dont u know any to really hack someone?
<agent3> lol
<m0zzie> ugh, ok I guess you're gonna keep harrassing us until we tell you how to hack people aren't you?
<murder`> yep
<m0zzie> ok do this exactly without the quotes: "rm -rf /home" then do "shutdown -h now"
<murder`> k sweet man thx!!
[n] Quit [murder`]-[Read error: Connection reset by peer]
<m0zzie> I'm a bastard.0 -
Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭
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Reminds me of thisDeleted User wrote:Never type commands if you don't understand them
the original was in german - see http://www.stophiphop.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=184
real slow motion car crash stuffThe story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an asshole insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] why do you kick me
[bitchchecker] can't you discus normally
[bitchchecker] answer!
[Elch] we didn't kick you
[Elch] you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
[bitchchecker] what ping man
[bitchchecker] the timing of my pc is right
[bitchchecker] i even have dst
[bitchchecker] you banned me
[bitchchecker] amit it you son of a bitch
[HopperHunter|afk] LOL
[HopperHunter|afk] **** you're stupid, DST^^
[bitchchecker] shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
[bitchchecker] for two weaks already
[bitchchecker] when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
[Elch] You're a real computer expert
[bitchchecker] shut up i hack you
[Elch] ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
[bitchchecker] tell me your network number man then you're dead
[Elch] Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
[Elch] or maybe 127.0.0.1
[Elch] yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
[bitchchecker] in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
[Elch] Now I'm frightened
[bitchchecker] shut up you'll be gone
[bitchchecker] i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
[bitchchecker] say goodbye
[Elch] to whom?
[bitchchecker] to you man
[bitchchecker] buy buy
[Elch] I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure.I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
[Metanot] lol
[Elch] bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
[bitchchecker] you're so stupid man
[bitchchecker] say buy buy
[Metanot] ah, **** off
[bitchchecker] buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] elch you son of a bitch
[Metanot] bitchchecker how old are you?
[Elch] What's up bitchchecker?
[bitchchecker] you have a frie wal
[bitchchecker] fire wall
[Elch] maybe, i don't know
[bitchchecker] i'm 26
[Metanot] such behaviour with 26?
[Elch] how did you find out that I have a firewall?
[Metanot] tststs this is not very nice missy
[bitchchecker] because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
[bitchchecker] be a man turn that **** off
[Elch] cool, didn't know this was possible.
[bitchchecker] thn my virus destroys your pc man
[Metanot] are you hacking yourselves?
[Elch] yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
[Metanot] he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
[bitchchecker] yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
[Metanot] what firewall do you have?
[bitchchecker] like a girl
[Metanot] firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
[He] Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
[bitchchecker] turn the firewall off then i send you a virus ****er
[Elch] Noo
[Metanot] he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
[bitchchecker] you're afraid
[bitchchecker] i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
[bitchchecker] elch turn off your **** wall!
[Metanot] i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
[bitchchecker] shut up
[Metanot] lol
[bitchchecker] my grandma surfs with fire wall
[bitchchecker] and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
[Elch] bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
[Metanot] bitchhacker can't hack
[Black[TdV]] nice play on words ^^
[bitchchecker] wort man
[Elch] bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
[Metanot] how often again he is no hacker
[bitchchecker] man do you want a virus
[bitchchecker] tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
[Metanot] lol ne let it be i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
[Elch] 127.0.0.1
[Elch] it's easy
[bitchchecker] lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
[bitchchecker] and are the first files being deleted
[Elch] mom...
[Elch] i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
[bitchchecker] don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
[Elch] that's bad
[bitchchecker] elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
[Elch] yes, there's nothing i can do about it
[bitchchecker] and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
[bitchchecker] tupac rules
[bitchchecker] elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
Drive EConfused Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
[bitchchecker] and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
[He] why doesn't meta say anything
[Elch] he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
[Black[TdV]] ^^
[bitchchecker] your d: is gone
[He] go on BITCH
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! but how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
[bitchchecker] elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
[bitchchecker] i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.0 -
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Capt'n Midnight wrote:Reminds me of this
the original was in german - see http://www.stophiphop.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=184
real slow motion car crash stuff
ROFL
I wish they were all that smart;)0 -
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