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Last minute bargain joke (May offend, if it doesn't I'm sorry)

Hagar · 2006-12-31 15:37:47

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem. "Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench." He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off…

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31-12-2006 4:37pm

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Hagar

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An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem. "Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench." He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman and several small black children playing in the yard.

The Farmer yells to her "Hey Miss, do you happen to have Monkey Wrench?"

"What?" She yells back.

"A Monkey Wrench!!?" He screams.

"What?"

"MONKEY WRENCH!!?...MONKEY WRENCH!!?"

"What you sayin'? This ain't no mudderfupping Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!"

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#2 31-12-2006 4:41pm
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Ur on fire now.

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#3 31-12-2006 5:13pm
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tut tut from a mod of all people

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#4 31-12-2006 7:04pm
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http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52549529&postcount=2

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#5 31-12-2006 7:45pm
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Excellent

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#6 31-12-2006 8:25pm
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Oh how terribly unPC of you !!

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#7 03-01-2007 5:33am
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I love a good unPC joke every once in a while.

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#8 03-01-2007 6:33am
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I love that.:D

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#9 03-01-2007 12:11pm
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de5p0i1er wrote:

I love a good unPC joke every once in a while.

I like unPC jokes all the time, good one Hagar.:D

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#10 03-01-2007 2:45pm
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That's a gud un'

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