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Techie Joke

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  • 02-01-2007 11:10am
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    The Corinthian
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    Came up with this one over Christmas (no doubt others have come up with the same joke before) and I thought I'd share it here as most of the Humour board would probably not get it:

    Q. Why do bachelors make such bad DBA's?

    A. Because they can never commit.

    Sorry :o;)


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    GoneShootin
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    get_off_my_internet.jpg


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    #3
    Evil Phil
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    *groan*


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    philologos
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    GoneShootin wrote:
    get_off_my_internet.jpg
    thats a brilliant pic :)


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    Kernel32
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    How many computer programmers does it take to change a light blub?

    None thats a hardware problem.


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    aidan_walsh
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    sandwich.png


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    Devon
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    :D I like it... ages since I had to use sudo...


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    biko
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    Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
    Because DEC 25 = OCT 31


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