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World's Shortest Fairytale

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  • 02-01-2007 2:16pm
    #1
    Hagar
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    Once upon a time, a charming Prince met a beautiful Princess.
    "Will you marry me?" asked the charming Prince.
    "No" said the beautiful Princess

    The charming Prince lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The End


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    #2
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    I can beat that:

    Once upon a time, Prince met Princess.
    "marry me?" asked Prince.
    "No" said Princess

    Prince lived happily after, fishing, hunting, golf, beer , left up toilet seat and farted.

    End


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    #3
    carpenoctem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭carpenoctem


    Rofl!!!


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    #4
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    How about:

    "Howya?"
    "Eeww"
    *splash, bang, burp, rip*


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    #5
    Stabshauptmann
    Registered Users Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    Maximilian wrote:
    I can beat that:

    Once upon a time, Prince met Princess.
    "marry me?" asked Prince.
    "No" said Princess

    Prince lived happily after, fishing, hunting, golf, beer , left up toilet seat and farted.

    End
    Tool


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    #6
    Mad Dog
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    All so old but still good :)


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    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    wrote:
    Once upon a time, Prince met Princess.
    "marry me?" asked Prince.
    "No" said Princess

    Prince lived happily after

    The Abridged version


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    #8
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Lucky guy. :D


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