Clarification needed here...

boneless · 02-01-2007 4:28pm #1

I did not and never have stolen ink cartridges.

I may be many things- a communist, pagan, chicken lover, tree hugger and ink cartridge fetishist... and lots more; but I have never actually stolen an ink cartridge....

My feelings are hurt beyond repair... unless you all confess to your darkest fetish I am leaving the Nest!!!

*Sulks in corner....*

DarkJager · 02-01-2007 4:32pm

I like the taste of lea and perrins and vodka mixed....

Dutchology · 02-01-2007 4:49pm

Steve Vai's almost orgasmic seeming facial expressions whilst he expertly takes control of every bone in my body each time he touches a string on his guitar...

I also like cornflakes and coleslaw, together... It was an accidental stumble... Mmmm... tasty...

boneless... so where did it go then? I put it in and 5 minutes later I returned to print and my printer informed me that I had no black inserted... i believe you, and now humbly request your aid in tracking the black handed blaggard that stole it...

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 6:31pm

Aw, Boneless, I do believe you know all of my fetishes already.
No ink catriges involved whatsoever.

Although body painting with ink could be amusing...

And Steve Vai? Isn't he like 60? Love his music tho!

boneless · 02-01-2007 6:33pm

Still sulking.....:mad:

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 6:38pm

Aw, Babes, where would the nest be without you?
We need your unbalanced humour to keep us on our toes!
And you KNOW that we love you!

Huggles!

Oh, BTW, my truest fetish:
Edward Roland.

Capt'n Midnight · 02-01-2007 9:55pm

But is it not true that you stole the ink they contained !!

And was this by any chance ink from an educational institution or from the civil service or health service, because as everyone knows the penalty for destroying state property is quite severe.

Star Lord · 02-01-2007 10:06pm

boneless wrote:

I did not and never have stolen ink cartridges.

Uh huh...

boneless wrote:

I may be many things- <snip>...and ink cartridge fetishist... and lots more; but I have never actually stolen an ink cartridge....

Now would you kindly explain the black stain in the crotch of your trousers?

Is that an ink cartridge in your pocket or are you just pleased to see L4L?

Lust4Life · 03-01-2007 12:55am

Em. We were just having a bit of friendly fun with squids! Honest!:D

Capt'n Midnight · 03-01-2007 1:36am

do it with deep sea squit - they give off luminescent ink ( Daz blue whitener and all that ) - very handy when playing hide the squid in a dark room ( or so I've been led to believe )

Lust4Life · 03-01-2007 1:53am

Hide the Squid you say?
Hmmmm.
Oh Boneless, do you have a rule book for that game?

Stink Box · 03-01-2007 1:56am

randylonghorn · 03-01-2007 2:16am

Hell!! ... and I thought I'd sobered up!

Lust4Life · 03-01-2007 2:19am

Roffles!

Matt Holck · 03-01-2007 3:20am

the flashing could be slower

vinyl

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 03-01-2007 9:15am

Whoa! what just happened?

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 10:51am

my eyes feel funny... flashing... lights... make it stop!

I still haven't found my ink cartridge. I mean seriously, I put it in the printer, made coffee, came back, decided to print what I was printing (can't tell you what that was I'm afraid, classified info) and it was gone! Gone I tell you! Into the abyss, or maybe it was digested, but I think someone took it... I'll find you...

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 03-01-2007 10:58am

I just want you to know were not pointing any fingers here...

//Stares at boneless -_-

Lust4Life · 03-01-2007 12:08pm

Hmmm. Dutchology, you say you got coffee.
Did you in fact only GET coffee? Are you sure you didn't MAKE coffee?
Is the ink cartridge in where the coffee grounds ought to go?

Hey! It could happen!

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 2:04pm

Is that why my mouth, teeth and tongue look like I've sucked on a black ink cartridge....?! Darny

The mystery has been solved... Detective Lusty, your services have been valuable to me, I know now who to call on in my hour of need...

Better go order a new cartridge...

boneless · 03-01-2007 3:52pm

Dutchology wrote:

Is that why my mouth, teeth and tongue look like I've sucked on a black ink cartridge....?! Darny

The mystery has been solved... Detective Lusty, your services have been valuable to me, I know now who to call on in my hour of need...

Better go order a new cartridge...

Ahem... apology?

I still want to know all your darkest fetishes... I'm running out of ideas!:p

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 3:57pm

boneless wrote:

Ahem... apology?

I still want to know all your darkest fetishes... I'm running out of ideas!:p

my sincerest apologies for the accusation in question boneless...

lets start over...

Hi! I'm Dutchology... aka Bambi... or "Hey You!"

boneless · 03-01-2007 3:59pm

Well hello there, I'm boneless, aka 'Stop! Thief!!'

Do you like using feathers too?

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 4:05pm

Stoppit! That tickles! *squirms*

boneless · 03-01-2007 4:08pm

Ah! A new chicken friend! I predict a long and lasting friendship here....

I like handcuffs too.

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 4:17pm

"prepara tu esqueleto"? Pero no tienes esqueleto boneless! Long and lasting unless you like the taste of chicken and we get stuck on a desert island and you decide you would rather survive than starve...

I prefer ropes...

boneless · 03-01-2007 4:21pm

I can tie lovely knots...

Desert islands are my fantasy. Me and a cask of rum on a desert island!!

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 4:22pm

yarr, methinks we'll get along just fine Johnny!

boneless · 03-01-2007 4:27pm

Splice the mainbrace and bring out the cabin boy!

I drank too much last night. I really should eat something but my tummy hurts. I am surviving on tea and dry bread. And the dogs want me to take them to the park... life sucks...

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 4:32pm

walk, distraction... i need a radiator. my hands are so cold i can barely type. i need to pee but can't get up, my legs aren't strong enough to carry the blocks of ice at the end of each of them. i need to work but i can't think.

our collective days suck... ah well...

ooh arr it's ambrosia

boneless · 03-01-2007 4:41pm

Pee on your feet. That'll warm them up.

I think I am slightly sick for sugesting that... maybe I should see that doctor after all...

Dutchology · 03-01-2007 4:42pm

sick? no.

demented? yes.

It would kill 2 birds with the one stone though... also need my head examined for considering it to be a logical solution...

*shuts up and licks the icing*

Lust4Life · 03-01-2007 11:17pm

Ha! Dutchology, I do believe that in you, Boneless has finally found his Muse!

_Kaiser_ · 03-01-2007 11:41pm

Certainly an Amusing read alright...

(..gets coat)

Adam · 04-01-2007 12:59am

Hey wifey! I refuse to suck your toes EVAR again!

Matt Holck · 04-01-2007 1:50am

but the lateral pull loosen the joints between the knuckles

Lust4Life · 04-01-2007 1:55am

the knuckles between the joints loosen the pull laterally very much so.:D

(See other thread if you're confused. Heh!)

Matt Holck · 04-01-2007 2:06am

licks between the toes seperates the diigitd giving each it's own verification

Lust4Life · 04-01-2007 2:10am

Ooh! Now that is just too kinkeh to twist!

boneless · 04-01-2007 12:35pm

SICK!!! Yer all sick!! Thank you!!!

Dutchology · 08-01-2007 11:34am

Mirror wrote:

Hey wifey! I refuse to suck your toes EVAR again!

*gasp* don't you wifey me! we're not that far yet! I'll bite your ass if you don't pleasure the dedos on the end of my foots! arg...

boneless! gives you clogs.

boneless · 09-01-2007 6:45pm

Sabots???

Dutchology · 10-01-2007 10:27am

no weapons, just wooden shoes...

boneless · 10-01-2007 1:29pm

I want sabots...

Clarification needed here...

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