King and Queen of tCN

Matt Holck

goose

The Bollox

she looks more like a penguin to me, but then again I tend to judge people soully on their avatar

Doomspell

No no, thats hails gf not me!

(tar you are so lucky I'm in NY otherwise I would so kick your ass!!)

Tar.Aldarion

Doomspell wrote:

No no, thats hails gf not me!

(tar you are so lucky I'm in NY otherwise I would so kick your ass!!)

Only after I got a ...

The Bollox

*withdraws lightsaber from Tar's back*

Tar.Aldarion

Was that good for you?

Doomspell

lol

Lust4Life

I think that duck has a booger! :eek:

The Bollox

ah! so THAT's what they call willies in Wisconsin

Lust4Life

Oh, Babes, we aren't hicks over here!
I mean sure, it's America's Dairy Land, but please!:p

The Bollox

yes, yes it is, thank god for sex farms, sorry, thank ME for sex farms

Lust4Life

No, I believe that was Spinal Tap!

_Kaiser_

She's right too!!

Lust4Life

I knows my music!:D

_Kaiser_

I'd say you're the champ at those Beat the Intro competitions on the radio

The Bollox

yes but... but I was the inspiration

Doomspell

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I am the king.

Now to have a queen...

*bats eyelashes*

_Kaiser_

I nominate myself as King

Tar.Aldarion

Doomspell wrote:

*bats eyelashes*

Is there something in your eye?

Better see if you are ok, close your eyes, open your mouth, and go awh.

Lust4Life

I think you all ought to post (Mostly) nude pictures and let us wimmin decide who shall be KING!

_Kaiser_

Well my mother always taught me "ladies first" so after you hun I promise to be fair and impartial!

The Bollox

well considiring my strength I believe I should be teh kingz0r

Lust4Life

I think you pulled a groin muscle!

The Bollox

well no, I was kinda hoping you could help me out there *zzzzzzzzp*

Lust4Life

Hey! Are you....shaved? ROFFLES!

The Bollox

*covers up* DAMMIT! they eh must have done it while I was passed out on the couch again *bites lip* seriously

Lust4Life

Posted by Marts
*covers up* DAMMIT! they eh must have done it while I was passed out on the couch again *bites lip* seriously

Again, you say? So this happens often then? Ha ha ha ha!

The Bollox

well... now and again. lol. Don't it look like a face?

Lust4Life

Hmmm. I must not be looking from the right angle.

amp

The Leader is busy right now as he has decided to manefest himself as a 17th Century Samurai Warlord, but had time to telepathically force this message into my meagre cranium:

I AM THE LEADER! I RULE tCN! I HAVE NOT YET DECIDED ON WHO SHALL BE THE QUEEN!

Donegal Lass

Lusty ftw!!!!

Lust4Life

Ooh! I could be AMP's queen?



/trembles in anticipation!

chamlis

Did someone mention something about being "shaved"?




¬_¬ yes.....

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Yup Marts is shaved... Maybe thats what you heard?

chamlis

Right yeah! Good man. That must be it! ^_^;

Kojak

I nominate Spongebob Squarepants as King or Quenn of TCN - whichever floats his boat

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Sponge bob would make a good addition to the ol' tCN crew!

Rozabeez

Why?! WHY?!

<Soliloquoy> They simply ignore the message of teh Lead0rrr. Why not all clamour for the title of "Qween" instead? Fools.

Kojak

Booooooooooo, Rozabeez.

No one here wants to hear about soliloquays - that Hamlet sh1t :mad:

Sarky

You are an ignorant jackass who just will not shut up. Your attempts at humour remain akin to robbing an old lady on her way home from the funeral of her whole family and then beating her to death with the diseased family dog.

-Freebird-

Hahahaha

Matt Holck

your sweat smells of beaded desperation
like it collected under your skin from anxious anticipation
your girl caught you trying to bribe the judge
she told me about it when I gave her a nudge

The Bollox

do you mean sweat? or are you complimenting the chap?

Matt Holck

thanks

but I am disappointed
I thought you'd be steeping

The Bollox

well... yes I am, to be precise I am in blood Stepp'd in so far that, should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o'er

Anti

Thaedydal wrote:

We have a leader it is The Leader and what need does The Leader have of a queen and power sharing when The Leader has a harem ?

support++

Matt Holck

I decree that happiness be banned
joy should no go into public places with out being fully clothed
hope should be sterilized so as not to infect others

Matt Holck

and I would stand at the nest's edge
as the acorn tree floated down the boulevard in the big parade
smiling and waving to my people