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Funny Sigs

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  • 04-01-2007 7:29am
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    DJ_Spider
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭


    What are the funniest sigs you have come across? No your own doesn't count!

    Here are a few I've seen:

    Remember, only two industries refer to their customers as users.

    There are only 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary, and those who don't.
    Computers are high-speed idiots, programmed by low-speed idiots
    Two things have come out of Berkley, Unix and Acid, we do not belive this to be a coincidence
    I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile - you will be approximated
    In most Microsoft EULAs, it states you can't give the software to nations or individuals involved in making atomic, bacteriological, or chemical weapons.
    Do they mean *besides* the US?
    PENTIUM - Produces Enormous Numbers Through Incorrect
    Understanding of Mathematics
    I tried to include my signature, but ended up with ink marks on my screen

    Any better ones?


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    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Ah, straight out of the "Weird Al Yankovic's early stuff" school of hilarity...


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    #3
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to there level and beat you with experience.


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    #4
    Mr Magnolia
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,435 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians.


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