Fancy Dress

drunk_monk

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his penis.

A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"

He says a fireman!

You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll come as fast as I can!

Feral Mutant

Someone suggested this a few months ago on a thread for an erotic Halloween party:
A man is wearing only his trousers.
"What are you dressed as?"
"A premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants."

kjt

haha thanks for that

Bladerunner*

ha ha like it lads have one for yous...A urine sample walks into a pub sits down and orders a pint..barman looks too the urine sample im sorry buddy cant be havin the likes off you in here get out!urine sample replies why all i want is a drink...whats the story?barman says cause your pissed now get out....

bozzie

two new yorkers are invided to a halloween party one comes wearing nothink but a boul of custard covering his privates and the other hollows out a pear and uses that

their host asks them what they have come as, and the first one goes
well im f***ing dis custard and he's deep in dis pear

Sofaspud

A chap goes to a fancy dress party, and the host answers the door and sees him standing there, completely naked, with a completely naked woman on his back.

Host:
"Umm, this is a fancy dress party"

Nekkid chap:
"I know, do you like my costume?"

Host:
"What are you supposed to be? And who's that on your back?"

Nekkid chap:
"I'm a snail, this is Michelle."

de5p0i1er

Hee hee hee.

Mad Dog

Good ones