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Golden oldies.

Plug · 2007-01-05 10:55:19

An 86 man wanted to kill his elderly wife. So he calls up a hit man and borrows a gun and asks for a bit of advice. He asks "were's the best place to shoot her?" "under the left nipple" the hit man replies. Then the old man says "I want her dead not kneecapped".

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05-01-2007 11:55am

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An 86 man wanted to kill his elderly wife. So he calls up a hit man and borrows a gun and asks for a bit of advice. He asks "were's the best place to shoot her?"
"under the left nipple" the hit man replies. Then the old man says "I want her dead not kneecapped".

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#2 06-01-2007 7:17am
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Saw it coming. Still good though.

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