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A leper walks..

drunk_monk · 2007-01-05 13:00:43

......into a bar and sits down when a bar tender promptly throws up on the floor in front of him. The leper Say's,"hey dude, I know I'm not exactly handsome and all, but I do have feelings you know." The bar tender wipes his mouth with his sleeve and says to the leper "Man, it wasn't you, it was that bloke sitting next to…

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05-01-2007 2:00pm

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drunk_monk

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......into a bar and sits down when a bar tender promptly throws up on the floor in front of him.
The leper Say's,"hey dude, I know I'm not exactly handsome and all, but I do have feelings you know."
The bar tender wipes his mouth with his sleeve and says to the leper "Man, it wasn't you, it was that bloke sitting next to you dipping his crackers into your neck,"

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#2 05-01-2007 2:05pm
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#3 06-01-2007 7:18am
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You said it Maccattack.

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