Oldie but good

A Primal Nut

An irishman was caught up in the vietnam war and was taken prisoner. He told the vietnamese gaurds he was really Irish and had nothing to do with the war. The gaurd says: "In order to prove your Irishness you must carry out three tasks. First you must drink 10 cans of Guinness. Then you must go into that cave. There is a bear there with a sore tooth. No-one has managed to remove the tooth yet. A brave Irishman should be able to take it out. Finally you must go over to that cottage and inside you will find a fat women. You must satisfy her sexually.

So the Irishman says fine. He goes to the room with the 10 cans. After a few hours, he stumbles out drunk, but still standing. Then he goes to the cave with the bear. A lot of screaming can be heard before eventually the man stumbles out, clothes teared and barely still on him. "Now, bring me to the woman with the sore tooth"!

Hagar

Yes indeed, still funny.