The Lighter Side

Scofflaw

As so often, there doesn't seem to be anywhere to put this, but it might amuse one or two posters.

From the 20Q online game (online version of 'Twenty Questions' or 'Animal Mineral or Vegetable'):

Q29. I am guessing that it is Jesus?

28. Do they have a beard? Yes.
27. Do they work hard? Yes.
26. Are they good at science? Yes.
25. Are they good at completing projects? Yes.
24. Are they stylish? No.
23. I guessed that it was Christopher? Wrong.
22. Are they female? No.
21. Do they like cats? Yes.
20. I guessed that it was Peter? Wrong.
19. I guessed that it was Richard? Wrong.
18. Are they religious? No.
17. I guessed that it was Dave? Wrong.
16. Are they short? No.
15. Are they a baby? No.
14. Are you very close to them? Yes.
13. Do they know a lot about sports? No.
12. Do they go to your school? Irrelevant.
11. Do they have frequent mood swings? No.
10. Are they restless? Yes.
9. Do they have blonde hair? No.
8. Are they shy? No.
7. Are they middle-aged? Yes.
6. Do they like cheese? Yes.
5. Do they have lots of hair? Yes.
4. Do they overreact to small problems? No.
3. Are they organized? Yes.
2. Are they male? Yes.
1. It is classified as First name.

- note that this is the British version, so the name 'Jesus' is not the common Hispanic 'Jesus'. i was trying to see if it could guess my name...

cordially,
Scofflaw

Schuhart

I stopped when I got to Tony Blair - close enough to Jesus, in a way.


Q29. I am guessing that it is Tony Blair?
Right, Wrong, Close

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28. Did you win awards? No.
27. Are you still alive? Yes.
26. I guessed that it was Pierre Elliott Trudeau? Wrong.
25. Were you popular in the 70's? Irrelevant.
24. I guessed that it was Prince Charles of Wales? Wrong.
23. Were you popular in the 90's? Irrelevant.
22. I guessed that it was Stephen Harper? Wrong.
21. Are you Caucasian? Yes.
20. I guessed that it was Jeremy Clarkson? Wrong.
19. Do you appeal to teenagers? Doubtful.
18. Are you African American? No.
17. Are you balding? Yes.
16. Are you American? No.
15. Are you bald? Yes.
14. Are you left handed? No.
13. Are you an actor? No.
12. Are you attractive? Doubtful.
11. Were you nominated for an Academy Award? No.
10. Are you a comedian? No.
9. Do you live in modern times? Yes.
8. Are you stylish? Doubtful.
7. Are you a stand-up comic with your own show? No.
6. Are you a sports icon? No.
5. Do you have children? Yes.
4. Do you have dark hair? Yes.
3. Are you involved with music? No.
2. Are you funny? Sometimes.
1. Are you female? No.

Asiaprod

I went for Moses and it got close


Q21. *I am guessing that it is Jesus?
Right, Wrong, Close

20. I guessed that it was George? Wrong.
19. Are they a cat? No.
18. Are they a reptile? No.
17. Do they drink too much beer ? Unknown.
16. Are they larger than a pound of butter? Yes.
15. Do they have black hair? Probably.
14. Are they fashionable? Irrelevant.
13. Are they beautiful? Unknown.
12. Do they have a beard? Yes.
11. Are they shy? No.
10. Do they wear glasses? No.
9. Do you wish it was your name? No.
8. Do they go to your school? No.
7. Are they wild? No.
6. Do they know a lot about computers? No.
5. Are they confusing? No
4. Are they restless? Yes.
3. Are they trouble? No.
2. Do they go to church? Yes.
1. Are they male? Yes.

Zombrex

It is getting better with Jesus


Q17. I am guessing that it is Jesus Christ?
Right, Wrong, Close

16. Were you popular in the 80's? Yes.
15. Did you die young? Yes.
14. Are you right handed? Yes.
13. Do you involve fighting? No.
12. Are you still on the air? No.
11. Are you American? No.
10. Are you on a hit TV show? No.
9. Are you skinny? Yes.
8. Are you a singer? No.
7. Do you have blond hair? No.
6. Does your sport require a linesman? No.
5. Do you play outdoors? No.
4. Have you ever been married? No.
3. Are you funny? No.
2. Are you female? No.
1. Are you under 40 years old? Yes.