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Crap Golf Joke

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  • 07-01-2007 12:34pm
    #1
    Hagar
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    Two guys were playing golf when the first one said, "I really need to take a crap...
    "The second replied, "Well there's a tree, go behind it and do your stuff.
    "The first guy looks over at the tree and comments, "But, I don't haveany
    toliet paper."Being a witty fellow, the second man remarks, "You have a dollar
    don't you? Just use it to wipe yourself." Reluctantly, the first guy goes and
    does his stuff. Minutes later he comes back with crap all over him.The second
    asks, "Damn, what happened? Didn't you use the dollar?""Hell yes, but have
    you ever tried to wipe with three quarters, two dimes, and a nickel?"


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