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Coming out.

Hagar · 2007-01-07 11:37:17

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table,let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and…

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07-01-2007 12:37pm

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A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table,let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"

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#2 07-01-2007 6:40pm
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neither do I...

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#3 07-01-2007 6:44pm
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lol.

made me giggle.

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#4 07-01-2007 6:47pm
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hahahahaa

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#5 07-01-2007 7:29pm
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Ha

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#6 07-01-2007 7:41pm
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Very good!!

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#7 07-01-2007 7:43pm
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i dont get it o.O

neither do I...

Think "taste".

Funny. Well, funny-ish.

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#8 07-01-2007 8:04pm
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i dont get it

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#9 07-01-2007 8:13pm
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i dont get it

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#10 07-01-2007 8:14pm
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Funny

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#11 07-01-2007 8:30pm
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i laughed....

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#12 07-01-2007 8:51pm
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Pretty good

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#13 07-01-2007 8:56pm
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ffs will someone explain the joke please

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#14 08-01-2007 3:28pm
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Steoob wrote:

ffs will someone explain the joke please

first there are birds, then there are bees. the bees prick the birds. but sometimes the bees want to prick other bees. the bees pricks taste bad and so the queen bee doesn't think her little bee should complain about her honey when he has other bees nasty tasting pricks in his mouth

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#15 08-01-2007 4:07pm
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Steoob wrote:

ffs will someone explain the joke please

*cough*

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#16 08-01-2007 5:44pm
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haha good one

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#17 08-01-2007 7:23pm
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ha ha

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#18 08-01-2007 8:31pm
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aidan_walsh wrote:

*cough*

ya i got that but it still made no sense to me... hagar pm'd me later ezplaining the joke to wihich i found out that i had already gotten it i had just found it so unfunny that i was sure i was missing something.. alas i was not.. bad ol' joke hag'

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#19 08-01-2007 8:32pm
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Commander Vimes wrote:

first there are birds, then there are bees. the bees prick the birds. but sometimes the bees want to prick other bees. the bees pricks taste bad and so the queen bee doesn't think her little bee should complain about her honey when he has other bees nasty tasting pricks in his mouth

rofl

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#20 08-01-2007 9:33pm
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A bunch of aule fellas slurping pints would find it funny but I don't.

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#21 09-01-2007 1:09am
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lol

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#22 09-01-2007 6:38am
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LOL. Classic.

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#23 10-01-2007 10:24pm
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Commander Vimes wrote:

first there are birds, then there are bees. the bees prick the birds. but sometimes the bees want to prick other bees. the bees pricks taste bad and so the queen bee doesn't think her little bee should complain about her honey when he has other bees nasty tasting pricks in his mouth

Now that's funny

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#24 11-01-2007 1:04am
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yes nearly as good as the joke itself:D

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