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Church Etiquette

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  • 09-01-2007 6:56pm
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    drunk_monk
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    A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"

    The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper." The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."


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    Car Mad
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    ha ha.iv got one little girl in church one day with her mother very bored so she shouts out ma if we give them the money now can we go!! :)


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    de5p0i1er
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    LOL. Classic, it just goes to show that a church is no place for kids. :)


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    kittenkiller
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    Car Mad wrote:
    ha ha.iv got one little girl in church one day with her mother very bored so she shouts out ma if we give them the money now can we go!! :)
    Ha! Love it!


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    jobonar
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    ah the innocence of kids! LOL :D


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    Mad Dog
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    drunk_monk wrote:
    A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"

    The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper." The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."

    I bet he got a shock ;)


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