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  • 09-01-2007 7:02pm
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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    Title should have been Old Sailor, not sure what happened, must be time to go home :)

    An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He finds a little prostitute and goes up into the room with her, draping his sailor suit across the bed.

    He's goin' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doin'?"

    The prostitute says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."

    What's that?" he asks.

    She says, "You're 'knot' hard, you're 'knot' in, and you're 'knot' getting your money back!"


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