A question on immigration.

oscarBravo

neolxp wrote:

It appears Gandalf and Oscar Bravo are Gay lovers from Nigeria and Romania.

Och, keep your story straight. One of your previous incarnations accused me and Tristrame of being gay lovers. How quickly you forget.

Is this your idea of reasoned debate, by the way? Is this what you feel I should be allowing in the Politics forum?

aidan_walsh

neolxp wrote:

Only said Bye as I was off to eat my tea.

I was just PM some intreasting news though.

It appears Gandalf and Oscar Bravo are Gay lovers from Nigeria and Romania.

They Have recently moved there 10 adopted romanian orphans to IReland and get upset when anyone tells the Politics forum how it is!

Oh come on, you're not even trying any more. How can we have fun mocking you when you won't even pretend to be indignantly correct and upstanding?

gandalf

All those accounts and you cannot even come up with something original.

You are obviously someone who suffers from severe compulsive obsessive disorder, I pity you.

Dontico

we should all wage war against immagration.
too many irish people fear that our country will eventually be over run with non-nationals. the solution is simple. all irish people must come together for a big uprotected love fest. boast our population!

whitesideshoots

Maybe he thought that OscarBravo spouted so much ****e that he could do the same!

gandalf

Yeah thats why you keep coming back over and over and over again eh

whitesideshoots

recruitment for Stormfront!

Boston

whitesideshoots wrote:

Anyone intreasted join AOL boards on www.aol.co.uk

More liberated, better discussion, No Banning unless offensive to others.
And to be hones not all left wing Hypocrites like the other MODS on here!

And by far a bett service.

And dont forget www.aol.ie

there coming to Ireland soon so will give Boards.ie a real run for there money.

But then theres no compettion really is there.

AOl are bigger and better!

Fuk off back to where yea came from.

whitesideshoots

That would be Ireland!

mike65

recruitment for Stormfront!

Trust us, if we invade Stormfront Ireland it'll have a far bigger impact than your 30-40 deluded souls will ever have on here.

Mike.

gandalf

Don't worry Boston, he's all talk and no trousers. Feel sorry for him, he obviously has mental issues.

whitesideshoots

mike65 wrote:

Trust us, if we invade Stormfront Ireland it'll have a far bigger impact than your 30-40 deluded souls will ever have on here.

Mike.[/QUOTE


Guss What Mike I dont even know what stormfrom is, but im gueesing its a racial organisation which wouldnt let a black man like me in!

Boston

whitesideshoots wrote:

Guss What Mike I dont even know what stormfrom is, but im gueesing its a racial organisation which wouldnt let a black man like me in!

We here don't subscribe to the view that members of minority groups can't be biggoted.

whitesideshoots

oh by the way guys you need protection, because you all in a minority.


Wake up. Most people in this country are sick of immigration.

Your points are flawed and basically fuking stupid.

You clearly dont have a clue whats really going on and sit in your cloud banning people who are clearly more clever than you.

If a in the UK they are now waking up to the fact that immigrants only benfit the uk by 4p for every person living in the UK.

But that amazing 4p is outweighed by lower job standards, lower wages, straines on Hospitals, schools etc.

But Fuking idiots like you are either too stupid fat and lazt too see the Truth or wake up to reality.

Well you will wake up one day and that day isnt so far away.

And when Boards.ie dies into a left wing socialist site which it is getting quite close to you can all sit back and take pride in your stupidity.

As the greats words will be said by the clever over the Stupid like you

I TOLD YOU SO!


GANDALF SHUT UP YOU TWAT
OSCAR BRAVO GET A LIFE
TRISTNAME - STOP BEING A COWARD AND A KID!

mike65

"Is cos I is white?" I often say.

Mike.

ps its not Bubbles is it?

whitesideshoots

And Boston and MIKE65 who the FUK are you?

Go away back to your ROCKS!

gandalf

Awww look you can just imagine him wiping the drool off his face after that rant eh

Now fu<k off and post on AOL you cowardly little twat!

whitesideshoots

Dont Cry Gandalf, Dont be sad

As your the FUKin Twat and Coward!

By the way Gandalf your Blog needs updating.

Dont forget to mention your a Twat!

gandalf

Ah now you have tourettes as well as compulsive obsessive disorder and I think you suffer from paranoia as well. Poor 'ittle child.

Hagar

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy can I feed the Troll? Can I Daddy, can I?

DublinWriter

whitesideshoots wrote:

Guss What Mike I dont even know what stormfrom is, but im gueesing its a racial organisation which wouldnt let a black man like me in!

I promise not to call the Spelling Police if you're up front and admit that you're typing with a head-stalk and not your hands.

aidan_walsh

Oh my, well we've been told, haven't we fellas.

What reasoned debate, what well made points, what easily accessible and irrefutable proof, I do hope you notice how each of those commas could be easily replaced by a question mark and still make perfect sense in context.

I, sir, have been convinced.

whitesideshoots

Gandalf would you ever Shut the FUK up?

Your a sad twat just face it.

You have to claim stupid medical disorders which are clearly false against me.

The Sad fact is you a complete twat so shut up. Its not your fault.

Im really sorry that youll grow old to be a sad little man without anyone who you can say really loves you..

But that dosent mean you be a TWAT ALL YOUR LIFE.

Get a life Gandalf a real one and then just maybe youll grow up to be a big clever boy.

So for know

SHUT THE FUK up

gandalf

Candygram for Mongo, Candygram for Mongo

whitesideshoots

GANDALF YOU ARE REALLY SAD!

STOP EVEN TRYING TO BE FUNNY CUS YOU AINT!


But its nice that you try.

Time Magazine

whitesideshoots wrote:

SHUT THE FUK up

You talk like a black man.

whitesideshoots

OK Gandal Ill apologise.

Im really sorry, can i come back to the Forum, i promise not to mention anything about immigration unless I am pro immigration and agree to everything you say and do.

Oh by the way I found this for you

WANKER
Meaning
The term literally means "one who ****" (masturbates). The term is not generally taken to be an accusation of masturbation but rather as a general insult. This means that such non-sensical phrases at first hearing do not sound ridiculous, such as "He had his hands chopped off. What a wanker!" In particular, it may connote one (usually male) who is self-obsessed, or a show-off.[1] It has similar meanings and overtones to American pejorative terms like "jerk"[2], "jerk-off", or "prick". In Australia, the word has lost its force as a literal insult.[3] In December 2000, the Advertising Standards Authority published research into attitudes of the British public to expletives which ranked wanker as the fourth most severe swear word in the English language.[4]

The term "wanker" originated in British slang in the 1940's, based on the verb "****".[5] However, by the 1970's, usage of the term had shifted from its literal origins, and it began to used as a generic insult.[6] The evolution of this term's usage, from the specific act of masturbation to a general character descriptor, e.g. "contemptible person", is similar to the evolution of the American version, "jerk".

The modern usage of the term "wanker" refers to self-aggrandizement or ostentatious behaviour, specifically where the performer's impression of their own talent and ability manifestly exceeds that of the audience.[citation needed] Similarly, "****" can describe any showy activity that mainly pleases its participant, such as playing air guitar, free-form guitar playing, drum solos, or progressive jazz saxophone solos. It can also refer to private jokes, in-jokes, eccentric behaviour, and esoteric references (common in geek and academic circles).[citation needed] In Britain the term is used a generic insult but in Australia this second meaning is predominant and it is rarely used as a general insult. For instance, someone who drives a beat-up car who almost crashes into another car would not be called a wanker, while someone who drives a sports car would be.[citation needed]


The wanker gesture[citation needed]There is a one-handed gesture for indicating the word "wanker" to an audience out of hearing range which is sometimes enacted during driving.[7] It is shown by curling the fingers of the hand into a loose fist and moving the hand back and forth to symbolically imitate the act of male masturbation. In one case at least, enacting this gesture has resulted in the offender's arrest.[8]

Wanker can also have other meanings, depending on the context. It is also a slang term for penis used by American college students. This usage implies that the penis is primarily a tool for masturbation.[9]

According to the 1990 Census, "Wanker" is the 53,492nd most common surname in the United States. [10]

In New Orleans, the term "wanker" is used as an abbreviation of West Banker, referring to someone who lives on the West Bank of the Mississippi in the New Orleans metro areAnother Counter-Coulter Busta. The term is used derogatorily by those who live on the East Bank of the river (particularly Uptown New Orleans), but it does not carry the same meaning as that of the British usage.[citation needed]

whitesideshoots

But then maybe this best suits you

Tristname and Oscar Bravo

Twat
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Twat has various meanings, clearly dependent upon which regional dialect one is accustomed to. It is generally used as a term to mean 'twit' or 'idiot'.

Look up twat in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.Further information: tuat
Twat is a vulgar term for the human vulva,[1] which can also be used as a derogatory epithet. It is common knowledge in the United States that Frank Fang is a "twat". His immodesty and unabashed self-aggradation has earned himself the title amongst his peers. He can commonly be heard expelling from his vocal aperture such foul phrases as "Dude, I'm going to pwn you in that." or "I will pwn you all!". To this day not one resident of the United States has heard Fang utter, to any extent, a self-deprecating remark. To reiterate, Frank Fang can be seen as the quintessence - the unadulterated definition - of the word "twat". In British English, it is often pronounced with a short a (to rhyme with bat). In other areas (eg. Australia and New Zealand) it is also pronounced with a short "o" sound (to rhyme with what) and this was common in British English usage in the past. In Australia, a male is a twit and a female is a twat.

Robert Browning famously misused the term in his 1841 poem "Pippa Passes", believing it to be an item of nun's clothing:




Then owls and bats
Cowls and twats
Monks and nuns in a cloister's moods
Adjourn to the oak-stump pantry
Its meaning was in reality the same then as now, Browning's misconception probably having arisen from a line in a 1660 satirical poem, Vanity of Vanities:

They talk't of his having a Cardinalls Hat
They'd send him as soon an Old Nuns Twat
Another mistaken (or perhaps dialectal) use was in Lord Lytton's 1870 science fiction novel The Coming Race, in an apparent satire on Darwin:

Among the pithy sayings which, according to tradition, the philosopher bequeathed to posterity in rhythmical form and sententious brevity, this is notably recorded: "Humble yourselves, my descendants; the father of your race was a 'twat' (tadpole): exalt yourselves, my descendants, for it was the same Divine Thought which created your father that develops itself in exalting you."
A more contemporary usage (but still early to appear in commercial print) was in Henry Miller's 1934 novel Tropic of Cancer. The novel, widely banned by censors, contains the line, "A man with something between his legs that could... make her grab that bushy twat of hers with both hands and rub it joyfully."

Although the term was not notable enough to be included in George Carlin's original seven dirty words, it was one of four words (the others being fart, dick and turd) that later made his slightly expanded 11-word version. He also used it in a sports cheer during a standup routine.

"Rat ****, bat ****, dirty old twat. Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizard ****, ****!"
The term may be an inherently funny word, as it is prone to wordplay, a common example being the dirty pun, "twat did you say? I **** hear you...nevermind I'll finger it out later, I have an ear in****tion." Another well-used joke has an airplane passenger on Trans World Airlines suggesting to a coffee-bearing flight attendant that he would rather sample her "TWA Tea". More recently, bloggers and internet pundits have used the word as a parodic acronym for "The War Against Terror". Sometimes in the telecommunications industry a TWT is pronounced "Twat", but usually not in the presence of females or supervision.

It is sometimes combined with the synonym ****, to form "twunt".

A common spelling alternative is "tw@." This was used in the video game Grand Theft Auto 3.

The term is more commonly used to indicate the following:

A fool an alternative to the word twit - 'You are a real twat 'n' a half'
One who behaves in a childish, extroverted manner
To hit something (or someone) really hard - 'I twatted him one'
To become drunk or otherwise intoxicated - 'Let's get twatted'
There is an urban legend that "twat" is a term for a gravid (pregnant) goldfish.

In South African English, the word gwat is used instead of twat; however this has fallen into disuse.

In England, "twat" is frequently employed as a verb, meaning "to hit violently" (usually another person) i.e. "I twatted him for that.". This may be due to its onomatapaeic sound, similar to other such words used to describe a violent blow, such as "swat", "smack", "flack" or "thwack".

TWAT is also an abbreviation for The War on Terror. Or is that The War Against Terror. You TWAT.

gandalf

Naw sad is re-registering multiple times, and then not even been able to argue your way out of a paper bag. Poor 'ittle you. Awwww all those bad people ganging up on "special" you.

whitesideshoots

Now Unless you want the final word Gandall I am leaving. You have bored the FUK out of me and there is only so much anyone can take of talking to A Twat like you Gandalf.