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  • 13-01-2007 2:16am
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    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭


    How does a man know if he has a high sperm count?
    If she has to chew before she swallows.

    How do women get rid of unwanted pubic hair?
    Spit it out.

    Hear about the drunk circumcisionist?
    He got the sack.

    If mothers have Mothers Day and fathers have Fathers Day, what day celebrates single men?
    Palm Sunday.

    What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
    Well hung.

    (hopefully not repeats ...)


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