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  • 13-01-2007 11:48pm
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    legspin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭


    A man is walking along a beach, sad and depressed, when he hears a booming voice from the heavens.

    "DIG!" says the voice.

    The man looks around, a little confused.

    "DIG!" Booms the oice again.

    The man thinks what the hell and starts digging at the sand in front of him. Suddenly he hits a wooden box. He picks it up and the voice shouts

    "OPEN!"

    He opens it to see hundreds of gold coins. He's a little taken aback when the voice shouts again

    "CASINO!"

    What the hell, thinks the guy, so off he walks. He enters the casino door when he hears the voice shout

    "ROULETTE!"

    He walks over to the roulette table and awaits more instructions.

    "16 BLACK!" the voice says

    So the man puts the whole chest on 16 black, the wheel is spun and it lands on 5 red.

    "FCUK!" shouts the voice...


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    #2
    Mad Dog
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    Hehe :D


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    #3
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Brilliant!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    The Freeman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭The Freeman


    i like!:D


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