One for you Civil servants

cubix · 15-01-2007 3:58pm #1

A guy goes to the civil service to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him "Have you been in the armed services?"
"Yes" he says "I was in the Falklands for three years."
The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment"
and then asks "Are you injured in any way?"
The guy says "Yes, big time. A land mine blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy "OK,I can hire you right now. The hours
are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00
AM."

The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM.
then why don't you want me to come in until 10:00 AM?"

"This is a civil service job" the interviewer replies. "For the first
two hours we sit around scratching our balls....... no point in you
coming in for that