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New Rifle

Hagar · 2007-01-20 12:26:30

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what caliber to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"

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20-01-2007 1:26pm

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Hagar

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A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.
"It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what caliber to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says.
"He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"

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#2 20-01-2007 1:31pm
Rabies

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Bah, being a woman she will still need to ask her husband how to use it.

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#3 23-01-2007 12:42am
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Its a ring; marry me Hagar.

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#4 23-01-2007 12:55am
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Best offer I've had in a long time.:D

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