Quick one liners!?

Sparky

Just a few that came up in a class today.

Shes so hot, I'd fuck her X-ray.

So ugly, I wouldn't touch her with a razor.

Any more to add?

c - 13

I wouldnt ride her into battle

She's so hot i'd eat a hot shit out of her ass with a spoon.

Feral Mutant

Podge and Rodge quotes.

Podge & Rodge wrote:

She had a face on her like a well slapped arse

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche

As fit as a butcher's dog

She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

Not even the tide would take her out

Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her

Daz wouldn't shift her

Des Kelly wouldn't lay her

A sniper wouldn't take her out

Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one

She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle

She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede

She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab

If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall

wyndham

c - 13 wrote:

She's so hot i'd eat a hot shit out of her ass with a spoon.

:eek:

redzerdrog

she has a face like a jockeys bollox.......

MistressPandora

"She's so hot that I'd eat chips out of her knickers" was one I heard on the boardwalk one day!

MistressPandora

"She's so hot that I'd eat chips out of her knickers" was one I heard on the boardwalk one day!