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New reality TV show will put martyrs in 'Paradise'

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  • 21-01-2007 9:11pm
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    iguana
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    hee


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    Sierra Oscar
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    Thats the sort of program i want to see on RTE



    ;)


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    Thrill
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    Where would they find so many virgins?

    72 for each contestant.


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    Karoma
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    thrill wrote:
    Where would they find so many virgins?

    72 for each contestant.
    ...
    "'They believe that seventy two virgins will be waiting for them in paradise. In our version, there is only Christine Hamilton and Carol Thatcher’ explained the producer of Jihad Martyrs."

    TBH, they should have 72 spotty-faced, homosexual, male virgins... :)


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    InFront
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    It's so obviously untrue, not really very funny either


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    Ruu_Old
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    I'll take the Jade Goody hanging instead pwease.


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    Pet
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    Well Newsbiscuit is rather like The Onion. But it's a hilarious idea nonetheless..


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    Karoma
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    Moved from AH, after a fair chance... it's too obvious.
    Jade Goody hanging - I approve.


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    Thrill
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    Ruu wrote:
    I'll take the Jade Goody hanging instead pwease.

    Will that be front row or a balcony seat?


    Tbh, the ideas for celebrity reality shows have become pretty stale.
    Something like locking them up in a real prison and forceing them to escape might make me tune in. I'm talking real guards with guns, electric fences, having huge sex starved cellmates etc.


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    Mossy Monk
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    ha ha

    oh wait, not funny at all


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    MrJoeSoap
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    InFront wrote:
    It's so obviously untrue

    Hehe, theres always one.


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    SimpleSam06
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    Karoma wrote:
    TBH, they should have 72 spotty-faced, homosexual, male virgins... :)
    And if you read the fine print, nowhere does it say that they actually have to be human virgins either... Its like I always said, I want to die surrounded by dozens of freshly deflowered virgins - so I'll probably be murdered by a rusticated serial sheep rapist in a shed somewhere...


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    Thrill
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    SimpleSam06 wrote:
    And if you read the fine print, nowhere does it say that they actually have to be human virgins either... Its like I always said, I want to die surrounded by dozens of freshly deflowered virgins - so I'll probably be murdered by a rusticated serial sheep rapist in a shed somewhere...

    Wishful thinking.:)


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