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The vet

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  • 22-01-2007 1:47am
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    Skellington
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    A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
    "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him."
    So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Hmm," says the vet, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down"
    "Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.
    "No, because he's heavy," said the vet.:D


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    KamiKazi
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    if only there wasnt a charter.....

    id sure tell you how bad that joke was.......... :eek:


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    mukki
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    looks like them, un-jokes are coming back


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    fred funk }{
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    Gave me a chuckle anyway :D


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    GLaDOS
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    I laughed :D

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    The Bollox
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    lol, sounds like something they'd have in Family Guy


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    Kojak
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    :)


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    Oriel
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    Play on words. Best. (intelligent) Humour. Ever.


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