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  • 22-01-2007 3:47pm
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    bullpost
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    An interview with Larry Gogan in Saturday's Irish times produced the following gem:

    A contestant on the "Just a minute quiz" was asked the following question -

    "What star do travellers follow?"

    and answered "Joe Dolan".


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    TerrorFirmer
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    haha..


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    Stabshauptmann
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    lol


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    whiskeyman
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    Here's some more...

    1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword

    2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon

    3) Name the Capital of France? F

    4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell

    5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar

    6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital

    7) What is Hitlers first name ? Heil

    8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name) A pig in ****

    9) Some famous brothers ? Bonnie and Clyde.

    10) A dangerous race ? The Arabs

    11) Something that floats in a bath ? Water

    12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers ? A horse

    13) Something you wear on a beach ? A deckchair

    14) A famous Royal ? Mail

    15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine ? A bicycle with wings

    16) A famous bridge ? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

    17) Something a cat does ? Goes to the Toilet

    18) Something you do in the bathroom ? Decorate

    19) A method of securing your home ? Put the kettle on

    20) Something associated with pigs ? The Police

    21) A sign of the Zodiac ? April

    22) Something people might be allergic to ? Skiing

    23) Something you do before you go to bed ? Sleep

    24) Something you put on walls ? A roof

    25) Something Slippery ? A conman

    26) A kind of ache ? A fillet of fish

    27) A Jacket Potato topping ? Jam

    28) A food that can be brown or white ? A potato

    29) A famous Scotsman? Jock

    30) A famous Scotsman? Vinnie Jones

    31) Something you open other than a door ? Your bowels

    32) A mint named after a Grand Prix Commentator ( Larry's Hint: you suck
    them) Dickie Davis


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