Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Grandma's Boyfriend

Options
  • 22-01-2007 5:38pm
    #1
    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
    his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and
    said,

    "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
    heaven?"

    Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
    and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
    the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

    Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
    adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
    she started hitting the side of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

    The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
    and there stood Grandma's priest.

    The priest said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

    The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
    boyfriend."

    The priest fainted.


Comments

  • Options
    #2
    Stabshauptmann
    Registered Users Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    Potentials there but theres not punch to the joke


  • Options
    #3
    unreggd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,835 ✭✭✭unreggd


    sigh


  • Options
    #4
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Adding "The priest fainted" makes the joke less funny. It was fine before.
    These add-ons are becoming a trend, fight back people! *waves fist from the barricades*


Advertisement