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New Mercedes

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  • 23-01-2007 10:09am
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    Hagar
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    A woman walked into a Mercedes dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfectly loaded Mercedes and walked over to inspect it closer.As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.

    With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

    Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

    Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you'll shyte yourself when you hear the price."


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    #2
    Transform
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    LMAO thats the best one i have heard in ages!!!


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    old boy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    must have been a long mile road salesman


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