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Air Traffic Control

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  • 24-01-2007 1:14pm
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    Hagar
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    A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION:

    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
    Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised!!"
    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
    Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great!!"
    Pause: Static.............
    Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !
    Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
    Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and say "Hi" to Allah for us -- ya hear?"


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