Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

Piste · 24-02-2007 3:47pm

Ha I knew someone would end up recognising the uniform, this was in primary school but I think he played rugby there and later went there for secondary school.

Buddinplant · 24-02-2007 4:19pm

monkeyfudge wrote:

Yep... I found this really amusing for the first 40 minutes...

freaking hilarious!! have heard stories of it ! lol

steveland? · 06-03-2007 8:31pm

That fateful night............

Karl Hungus · 06-03-2007 8:38pm

steveland? wrote:

That faithful night............

It's fateful, not faithful!

steveland? · 06-03-2007 8:39pm

Karl Hungus wrote:

It's fateful, not faithful!

What do you mean I typed no such thing...

¬_¬

Sofaspud · 06-03-2007 8:53pm

steveland? wrote:

What do you mean? I have no willy, btw!

¬_¬

You what?

steveland? · 06-03-2007 9:32pm

Sofaspud wrote:

You what?

I think the night depicted proves I do

Binomate · 07-03-2007 3:47am

I was very drunk the very very first time, so I don't remember it. I drew a turnip instead.

Numina · 07-03-2007 3:00pm

steveland? wrote:

That fateful night............

I don't get it, you woke up in a dumpster?

bazolsen · 11-03-2007 9:25pm

Found behind big brothers bed...

So Glad · 11-03-2007 10:39pm

bazolsen wrote:

Found behind big brothers bed...

How detailed.

tba · 11-03-2007 11:11pm

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8718/toomuchbeerrz7.gif

RoundyMooney · 11-03-2007 11:15pm

So coy, ye wimmins.

little lady · 14-03-2007 4:49pm

Very disappointing

randylonghorn · 15-03-2007 12:25am

Mind you, despite his grin, he doesn't look very "satisfied" either, judging by the angle you've drawn him at!

louisecm · 15-03-2007 11:56am

This thread is amazing!

LilKitty · 12-04-2007 12:05am

louisecm wrote:

This thread is amazing!

Reminds me of that Sex in the City episode. What did Samantha say? "You can put it in now". "It is in". Something like that!:D

chazza_2007ie · 12-04-2007 12:52am

classic thread, by lookin at half the pics i have done most of them hehe first time tho i was 15 drank a few bottles cudnt handle it n ended up cryin half way through, cudnt handle the drink n it been my first time with the guy i was with, was terrrible

LilKitty · 12-04-2007 1:32am

chazza_2007ie wrote:

classic thread, by lookin at half the pics i have done most of them hehe first time tho i was 15 drank a few bottles cudnt handle it n ended up cryin half way through, cudnt handle the drink n it been my first time with the guy i was with, was terrrible

You're a woman? Or a gay man? Your name made me think you were totally a male.

Fizman · 12-04-2007 1:38am

bazolsen wrote:

Found behind big brothers bed...

I'd get that looked at if i was you.

patrickc · 13-04-2007 12:08am

chazza2007 is all women i can vouch for that :rolleyes:

brianthebard · 14-04-2007 1:09pm

Less chat more ms paint porn

14-04-2007 8:19pm

you get off on it don't ya:eek:

Pepe LeFrits · 14-04-2007 10:34pm

solo and multi.

late night missionary left out as its too boring to be worth drawing

chazza_2007ie · 19-04-2007 4:35pm

LilKitty wrote:

You're a woman? Or a gay man? Your name made me think you were totally a male.

im all female

R0ot · 25-04-2007 6:05pm

Feck was I embarrassed

http://www.gotr0ot.net/download/myfirst.jpg

tba · 25-04-2007 6:43pm

tut tut Root

Always test the "water" first

brianthebard · 25-04-2007 6:59pm

R0ot wrote:

Feck was I embarrassed
http://www.gotr0ot.net/download/myfirst.jpg

That's almost as good as "sorry, wrong hole!"

mc nuggets · 25-04-2007 8:37pm

well where else did she expect you to put it

R0ot · 25-04-2007 8:39pm

mc nuggets wrote:

well where else did she expect you to put it

/me wonders if people actually understand what I was talking about.... :rolleyes:

drdre · 25-04-2007 8:44pm

basquille wrote:

2nd post in... woot!

Excellent

tba · 25-04-2007 9:05pm

R0ot wrote:

/me wonders if people actually understand what I was talking about.... :rolleyes:

we do now..

The_Minister · 25-04-2007 9:09pm

mc nuggets wrote:

well where else did she expect you to put it

ROLF!!

Mr Magnolia · 26-04-2007 7:08am

R0ot wrote:

/me wonders if people actually understand what I was talking about.... :rolleyes:

bus-driver sex*

More MS paint

*Pull out to avoid the child

Jonesy3110 · 27-04-2007 1:08am

Wouldnt it be interesting If two people posted on this board, who's first time was actually with each other?

Jonesy3110 · 27-04-2007 11:10pm

Ah Im done wondering.. heres my paint porn. Im the one in the fishnet stockings.

LilKitty · 28-04-2007 12:04pm

Jonesy3110 wrote:

Ah Im done wondering.. heres my paint porn. Im the one in the fishnet stockings.

That boring was it?

Overheal · 28-04-2007 6:36pm

Not a first time, but sex-orientated...

Ever wonder what happens to those condoms you flush down the loo? Someone has to count them as they migrate upstream: if they reach a critical mass the plumbers have to be called in.

I call this one "Counting Condoms with the Old Man"

beer enigma · 30-04-2007 11:52pm

wild......just wild......

R0ot · 01-05-2007 12:56am

Andip wrote:

wild......just wild......

Anyone else confused?

randylonghorn · 01-05-2007 1:37am

R0ot wrote:

Anyone else confused?

It took a while, but I reckon they're supposed to be on the flying trapeze ...

Yeah ... right!!!!!! :rolleyes:

LilKitty · 01-05-2007 2:09am

randylonghorn wrote:

It took a while, but I reckon they're supposed to be on the flying trapeze ...

Yeah ... right!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Then I got it wrong, I thought they were skydiving.:o

randylonghorn · 01-05-2007 2:28am

LilKitty wrote:

Then I got it wrong, I thought they were skydiving.:o

Oh here, your guess is as good as mine! But whatever they're supposed to be doing, it doesn't look like much fun!

gramlab · 01-05-2007 10:00am

firsttime.jpg

MS paint just wouldn't do it for me. I needed to get a bit more artistic.

Unpossible · 01-05-2007 2:42pm

gramlab wrote:

MS paint just wouldn't do it for me. I needed to get a bit more artistic.

Jaysus, can you imagine attending that church every week?

TerrorFirmer · 01-05-2007 2:47pm

Overheal wrote:

Not a first time, but sex-orientated...

Ever wonder what happens to those condoms you flush down the loo? Someone has to count them as they migrate upstream: if they reach a critical mass the plumbers have to be called in.

I call this one "Counting Condoms with the Old Man"

Best picture on the thread by a mile - that's going as my desktop background

Jonesy3110 · 01-05-2007 3:05pm

That boring was it?

He was crap ... and the two people getttin busy on the couch nest to us was a little off-putting.

wild......just wild......

Looks like an accidental trapeze boner? :P But look at that girls huge boobs and ghetto booty! Can u blame Him!?

Unless ur the girl... Then I have no clue

Overheal · 03-05-2007 2:07pm

HavoK wrote:

Best picture on the thread by a mile - that's going as my desktop background

and for anyone that missed it:
Counting Condoms with the old man

(link ^.^)

Drift · 08-05-2007 2:29pm

Dammit - Jonesy's pic was of such high quality she tricked me into letting her eat my brains. A preying mantis would be proud.

Jonesy3110 · 09-05-2007 3:32pm

Lol the lure of free pie is too much to resist .. and my undead army continues to grow. Muawh hahahahaaaa

Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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