Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

Balaam · 20-05-2007 2:55pm

Jonesy3110: You lied there was no free pie!

As for me: Its a picture of post experiance. is that ok?

kdouglas · 20-05-2007 3:34pm

and the award for the best mspaint skill goes to.... Balaam, man that is actually quite a good pic

but one question... why is she still dressed and your nekkid? or so it appears

projectmayhem · 20-05-2007 11:52pm

Balaam wrote:

Jonesy3110: You lied there was no free pie!

As for me: Its a picture of post experiance. is that ok?

nice drawing skill, +1 point for that. -2 for not making me laugh!

Balaam · 21-05-2007 6:15am

It was cold after wards, and she was tired so she's wearing my shirt from that night.

edit: drawing breasts is hard

Numina · 24-05-2007 8:19am

Balaam wrote:

As for me: Its a picture of post experiance. is that ok?

C'mon, read the title, it says "Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.", therefore POST sexual experience is not acceptable anything can be a post sexual experience, since I don't think there is any time limit to it, so I could draw a post sexual experience of me eating lunch, or driving a car or something.

do the right thing.

2 stroke · 24-05-2007 1:22pm

That ginger looks familiar. Oh no! Mum. How could you?

Unpossible · 24-05-2007 5:21pm

so I could draw a post sexual experience of me eating lunch, or driving a car or something.

or climbing frantically out a window

sounds like a good idea for another thread

onechewy · 05-06-2007 7:06pm

Thats me there... the one in the back.. classy boord.

oh and he's not punching the air in triumph, that's him gripping the wall to stpo falling over.

So romantic! :eek:

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb280/onechewy/untitled.jpg

passive · 10-06-2007 9:54pm

Another redhead!?

LilKitty · 11-06-2007 4:20am

passive wrote:

Another redhead!?

You dig the redheads?

Undercoverguy · 11-06-2007 12:04pm

I cant believe my thread is still going lol...... Go ME

Numina · 11-06-2007 12:08pm

....Does he have pimples....ON HIS ASS?

LilKitty · 11-06-2007 11:49pm

Numina wrote:

....Does he have pimples....ON HIS ASS?

Could be dimples!:D

onechewy · 12-06-2007 3:37pm

Numina wrote:

....Does he have pimples....ON HIS ASS?

no no, they're goosepimples.. twas a tad chilly.

LilKitty · 12-06-2007 6:17pm

onechewy wrote:

no no, they're goosepimples.. twas a tad chilly.

Actually I thought maybe they were an attempt at drawing butt hair, seriously!:eek:

StephenC_IRL · 12-06-2007 10:13pm

this thread seems to have one overall verdict :

red heads, - theyll help you lose your virginity, find one, or many !

we love you ginger girls

randylonghorn · 12-06-2007 11:24pm

StephenC_IRL wrote:

red heads, - theyll help you lose your virginity, find one, or many!

Em, how many virginities did you have to lose, Stephen?

Sorry - sometimes I just can't resist being an eejit!

StephenC_IRL · 12-06-2007 11:26pm

i dont think a person named RANDYlonghorn is entitled to correct my statement !

randylonghorn · 13-06-2007 1:11am

Who better?!!

LilKitty · 13-06-2007 7:49am

StephenC_IRL wrote:

this thread seems to have one overall verdict :

red heads, - theyll help you lose your virginity, find one, or many !

we love you ginger girls

Well since red hair is a rarity, they might want to consider looking very hard!:D

I'd love to see you use that as pick up line with a red head, I'd just be waiting for the drink to be splashed in your face.:p

LilKitty · 13-06-2007 7:51am

StephenC_IRL wrote:

i dont think a person named RANDYlonghorn is entitled to correct my statement !

How about a women like myself whose a natural red head?:rolleyes:

challengemaster · 13-06-2007 7:55am

StephenC_IRL wrote:

this thread seems to have one overall verdict :

red heads, - theyll help you lose your virginity, find one, or many !

we love you ginger girls

love teh guys too

!

sad in my pants.

onechewy · 13-06-2007 1:37pm

StephenC_IRL wrote:

this thread seems to have one overall verdict :

red heads, - theyll help you lose your virginity, find one, or many !

we love you ginger girls

I think the thing with us redheads (particularly ones with a more intense hue) was that when we were younger, we were trying to overcome the stigma of gingeritus, hence threw ourselves at every young studmuffin going to prove that yes indeed, we were normal, and we could get a man just like everyone else...

Mr Magnolia · 13-06-2007 3:08pm

brianthebard wrote:

Less chat more ms paint porn

LilKitty · 14-06-2007 1:04am

onechewy wrote:

I think the thing with us redheads (particularly ones with a more intense hue) was that when we were younger, we were trying to overcome the stigma of gingeritus, hence threw ourselves at every young studmuffin going to prove that yes indeed, we were normal, and we could get a man just like everyone else...

That's a bit harsh, makes me us red heads sound inferior. Depends on your experiences I suppose.

Unpossible · 14-06-2007 7:30am

That's a bit harsh, makes me us red heads sound inferior.

[south park]no no no, Im sure you have souls..... I mean... you must right.....[/south park]

the wierdest thing in that episode was when the guy tells the kids to marry an asian as then the "ginger" gene won't get passed on, wierd because my gran (and a cousin and uncle) are redheads so its in my family and Im marrying an asian soon

by coincidence

theitking · 12-11-2007 1:39am

Why am i only discovering this thread now :O lol

Basq · 12-11-2007 1:46am

I'm just going back over this thread again.. and forgot how funny it was!

LilKitty · 13-11-2007 6:25am

Unpossible wrote: »

the wierdest thing in that episode was when the guy tells the kids to marry an asian as then the "ginger" gene won't get passed on, wierd because my gran (and a cousin and uncle) are redheads so its in my family and Im marrying an asian soon by coincidence

South Park aside, it's doubtful, extremely doubtful if you marry an Asian any of your kids or descendants will have red hair because it's a recessive gene, compared to the dominant black hair gene and when was the last time anyone has seen an Asian with natural red hair?

StarryBud · 13-11-2007 11:06am

My first time.

Unpossible · 13-11-2007 11:18am

LilKitty wrote:

South Park aside, it's doubtful, extremely doubtful if you marry an Asian any of your kids or descendants will have red hair because it's a recessive gene, compared to the dominant black hair gene and when was the last time anyone has seen an Asian with natural red hair?

lol, yes I knew that already. On the descendants thing though one of my cousins has a chinese grandfather, yet she has blond hair and blue eyes (she is only 4 mind).

Marksie · 23-11-2007 4:03pm

OK heres mine, i cant draw though

l3LoWnA · 23-11-2007 4:50pm

Here's mine - I can't draw either!

But god loves a tryer!

My friend was sleeping and me & bf were on her bedroom floor but discretion wasn't the order of the day when the whole wardrobe came smashing down on top of our naked sweaty asses :eek:

FIRST TIME.jpg

Seraphina · 23-11-2007 5:29pm

wow... you sound like such a classy bird l3Lowna

monkeyfudge · 23-11-2007 5:31pm

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Here's mine - I can't draw either! But god loves a tryer!

My friend was sleeping and me & bf were on her bedroom floor but discretion wasn't the order of the day when the whole wardrobe came smashing down on top of our naked sweaty asses :eek:

FIRST TIME.jpg

Did you end up in Narnia?

RoyalMarine · 23-11-2007 5:36pm

StarryBud wrote: »

My first time.

omg. BEST PIC EVER. I LOLLERED MY DINNER ONTO MY PANTS!

Lands Leaving · 23-11-2007 5:55pm

she was a virgin too, and a bleeder!

echosound · 23-11-2007 6:42pm

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

omg. BEST PIC EVER. I LOLLERED MY DINNER ONTO MY PANTS!

+1, am still chortling at it!

Crumble Froo · 23-11-2007 9:29pm

StarryBud wrote: »

My first time.

:eek::D uncle monty?

Jimbo · 23-11-2007 9:33pm

StarryBud wrote: »

My first time.

Hillarious. Disturbing, but hillarious

qz · 23-11-2007 10:39pm

This thread is fúcking quality.

For some reason, we were both fascinated by the telly.

Kold · 24-11-2007 1:39pm

LilKitty wrote: »

South Park aside, it's doubtful, extremely doubtful if you marry an Asian any of your kids or descendants will have red hair because it's a recessive gene, compared to the dominant black hair gene and when was the last time anyone has seen an Asian with natural red hair?

Gaara.

l3LoWnA · 24-11-2007 4:13pm

Seraphina wrote: »

wow... you sound like such a classy bird l3Lowna

:rolleyes:

Ickle Magoo · 24-11-2007 5:28pm

It wasn't the best to be honest...

l3LoWnA · 24-11-2007 6:18pm

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Did you end up in Narnia?

Yep! Well there was a Lion, a witch....and a wardrobe

Thephantomsmask · 24-11-2007 8:07pm

Mine wasn't a lot of fun, a complete anti climax really.

MagicMarker · 24-11-2007 8:12pm

Thephantomsmask wrote: »

Mine wasn't a lot of fun, a complete anti climax really.

did he finish you off?

Thephantomsmask · 24-11-2007 8:17pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

did he finish you off?

Hehe, yeah he did thankfully!

29-11-2007 12:09pm

StarryBud wrote: »

My first time.

LOL !!! YOU NEARLY MADE ME CHOKE ON MY ROLL. WELL DONE OP, GREAT THREAD.

Lockstep · 02-12-2007 10:00pm

I'm not really a paedophile, she was just much shorter than me

Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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