Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

Eric Cartman · 03-12-2007 12:48am

qz wrote: »

This thread is fúcking quality.

For some reason, we were both fascinated by the telly.

and you drew the blood and all

A-Trak · 03-12-2007 1:24am

StarryBud wrote: »

My first time.

+1

Brilliant.
The hat, oh how I laughed at the hat.

JIZZLORD · 03-12-2007 11:26am

StarryBud wrote: »

My first time.

you sir are a legend.

i was in stitches for a few min the first time i seen your pic and i still chuckle when i think about it.

Lockstep · 03-12-2007 4:52pm

StarryBud wrote: »

My first time.

Oh mercy

I was so impressed I did a tribute.

Please note everyone, that I didnt come up with such a good idea.

the iron man · 15-02-2008 1:36pm

i made a picture but sadly its too big to save on here. any other ways to post a photo?

Wossack · 15-02-2008 1:40pm

http://photobucket.com/

the iron man · 15-02-2008 1:48pm

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh11/qwerky98/part2.jpg

Adam · 15-02-2008 3:06pm

the iron man wrote: »

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh11/qwerky98/part2.jpg

lol, classic! And impressive artistically speaking!

Girls that get on and then ask are annoying and deserve all teh babies. If you mount up without asking, we can assume you're on the pill and carrying no STD's. Right? :mad:

Mweelrea · 15-02-2008 4:40pm

StarryBud wrote: »

My first time.

LOL:D:D:D

Nice one

Petey2006 · 15-02-2008 4:56pm

How it happened-

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/petey2005/1sttime.jpg

Havermeyer · 15-02-2008 5:20pm

Dramatization. May not have happened.

Rb · 15-02-2008 7:22pm

the iron man wrote: »

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh11/qwerky98/part2.jpg

re-host it on imageshack.us as it's been taken down.

passive · 15-02-2008 7:35pm

Petey2006 wrote: »

How it happened-

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/petey2005/1sttime.jpg

Your conception does not count as your first sexual experience =P

Lockstep · 15-02-2008 9:02pm

LilKitty · 15-02-2008 9:05pm

passive wrote: »

Your conception does not count as your first sexual experience =P

Also, after you didn't pull out in time because of your selfish behaviour it's a wonder you didn't have the use of your sexual organ for more selfish behaviour for at least a week!:p

lolipops · 15-02-2008 9:08pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

*eyebrow raise* ..... how old is she? lol

LilKitty · 15-02-2008 9:10pm

Mirror wrote: »

lol, classic! And impressive artistically speaking!

Girls that get on and then ask are annoying and deserve all teh babies. If you mount up without asking, we can assume you're on the pill and carrying no STD's. Right? :mad:

Yeah and then you risk getting hit up for paternity payments and/or getting an STD, man it may have been a bitch of an act but at least think of your self, like I thought most men usually do already.

LilKitty · 15-02-2008 9:13pm

lolipops wrote: »

*eyebrow raise* ..... how old is she? lol

Well you know that guys have growth spurts in their early teens and these days the sex stuff is starting at around 14(seriously I don't know that from experience, I was 16 before that stuff started for me and I'm currently 23).

Lockstep · 15-02-2008 9:43pm

lolipops wrote: »

*eyebrow raise* ..... how old is she? lol

We were both 16.

In Belgium.

:rolleyes:

Guys do tend to grow taller than girls you know.

Saskia · 22-05-2008 8:07pm

StarryBud wrote: »

My first time.

I dont get it

Naos · 22-05-2008 8:09pm

What don't you get? He's the boy, abusive father coming home...

It's the funniest pic in this thread.

Saskia · 22-05-2008 8:14pm

Naos wrote: »

What don't you get? He's the boy, abusive father coming home...

It's the funniest pic in this thread.

Ah!

*penny drops*

Meh.

useful_contacts · 22-05-2008 10:43pm

lol

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c303/lolly2006/untitled.jpg

flanum · 23-05-2008 2:17am

great thread...
me first time to see a joint, smoke it, feel a boobie, see it, see a gowl, and have sex, all in the one night!

Cool_CM · 23-05-2008 2:39am

flanum wrote: »

great thread...
me first time to see a joint, smoke it, feel a boobie, see it, see a gowl, and have sex, all in the one night!

Sounds like a great night!

LilKitty · 23-05-2008 8:16am

Naos wrote: »

What don't you get? He's the boy, abusive father coming home...

It's the funniest pic in this thread.

Regardless of whether people are going to tell me to lighten up about your comments in this case, there's nothing funny about sexual abusive!:mad:

LilKitty · 23-05-2008 8:20am

useful_contacts wrote: »

lol

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c303/lolly2006/untitled.jpg

Well as a fellow female did you go all the way that night?
My first time wasn't all the way myself and I was 16, for this day and age that's considered old and that's a bit worrying.

Kold · 23-05-2008 12:00pm

LilKitty wrote: »

Regardless of whether people are going to tell me to lighten up about your comments in this case, there's nothing funny about sexual abusive!:mad:

In your opinion.

leninbenjamin · 23-05-2008 12:14pm

LilKitty wrote: »

there's nothing funny about sexual abusive!:mad:

yes there is. that pic clearly demonstrates this.

MikeHoncho · 23-05-2008 12:31pm

flanum wrote: »

great thread...
me first time to see a joint, smoke it, feel a boobie, see it, see a gowl, and have sex, all in the one night!

LOL at Gowl. Great word.

Radharc na Sleibhte · 23-05-2008 1:17pm

Hadn't a clue what I was at, so just filled her with as much saliva as possible.

Ross_Mahon · 23-05-2008 1:41pm

Donut wheels...

Adam · 23-05-2008 1:44pm

MikeHoncho wrote: »

LOL at Gowl. Great word.

Only in Cavan lad!

Adam · 23-05-2008 1:44pm

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Donut wheels...

....what?

Adam · 23-05-2008 1:56pm

MikeHoncho wrote: »

LOL at Gowl. Great word.

Only in Cavan lad!

redfacedbear · 23-05-2008 2:36pm

On her uberCatholic Nazi parent's couch

Adam · 23-05-2008 2:38pm

redfacedbear wrote: »

On her uberCatholic Nazi parent's couch

Ah the old airhump! How many first timers made that mistake?!

Not me, I was drunk so I made sure!

redfacedbear · 23-05-2008 2:46pm

Mirror wrote: »

Ah the old airhump! How many first timers made that mistake?!

Not me, I was drunk so I made sure!

Bet she loved you for that :pac:

Gandalf23 · 23-05-2008 2:49pm

Ah the memories!

It all started when I was in my karate suit, and these aliens landed and I was fighting a big green female one, and things went a bit too far when we were on the ground wrestling.

Hmmmmmmmm......

Things ended badly soon after ... the fat green bitch couldnt keep her tenticles to herself ... the slut!!!

Adam · 23-05-2008 3:29pm

redfacedbear wrote: »

Bet she loved you for that :pac:

She cried.

superfly · 18-01-2009 10:06pm

let me just say there was a lot of alcohol involved

SoWatchaWant · 18-01-2009 10:26pm

Nothing out of the ordinary for me.

Overheal · 18-01-2009 10:31pm

Gandalf23 wrote: »

Ah the memories!

It all started when I was in my karate suit, and these aliens landed and I was fighting a big green female one, and things went a bit too far when we were on the ground wrestling.

Hmmmmmmmm......

Things ended badly soon after ... the fat green bitch couldnt keep her tenticles to herself ... the slut!!!

Gonorrhea is a terrible thing

Abi · 18-01-2009 10:32pm

Mirror wrote: »

She cried.

I wasnt crying. They was tears of orgasmic joy bebé ;-O

samhail · 18-01-2009 10:34pm

and i said i would never ever repeat it !!!

Firetrap · 19-01-2009 12:05am

Mine....well, I suppose a bed is a bed.

Ross_Mahon · 19-01-2009 1:16am

Keep away from Absinthe, the devils drink i tell ya!

Where The Hell Am I.jpg

Adam · 19-01-2009 1:17am

Abigayle wrote: »

I wasnt crying. They was tears of orgasmic joy bebé ;-O

lol good job!

i missed this thread...

The_Minister · 19-01-2009 1:17am

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Keep away from Absinthe, the devils drink i tell ya!

Where The Hell Am I.jpg

Did your penis get caught between her boobs then ripped off as you rolled over?

MizzLolly · 19-01-2009 1:29am

Oh how I wish my sister wasn't on boards ...

*must resist partaking in thread*

Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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