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  • 28-01-2007 10:20am
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    qz
    Registered Users Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭


    An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a
    construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told
    the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he
    said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're
    in charge of supplies."
    He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you
    guys to make a dent in that there pile."
    The foreman went away for a couple of hours, and, when he returned,
    the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you
    sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to
    the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa
    disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned
    to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this
    pile."
    The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a
    shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah
    couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and
    stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.

    Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and
    yelled...

    "SUPPLIES!!"


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