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Words that should exist.

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  • 28-01-2007 11:49am
    #1
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭


    This is really just a bit of fun - post words that you believe should exist and their meaning. I'll start:


    Intaxication

    The feeling you get just after you receive a tax rebate cheque from the Inland Revenue, and just before you realise it's actually your own money that's being returned to you.

    Intextication

    The condition of sending highly inappropriate text messages to people who really don't want to receive them from you, when you're very, very drunk.



    Any other suggestions? :D


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    hullaballoo
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,724 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    Condundrum
    That feeling you get when you realise that you have no idea where you parked in a shopping centre car park (or any other unnecessarily confusing place)!

    Ginbreeding
    How many people were conceived.


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    Scraggs
    Registered Users Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    Hexual Intercurse
    Sex thats just cursed from the off :0

    Foreploy
    Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    Phonecrastinate
    To put off answering the phone until the caller id displays who it is.

    Assmosis
    The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by licking up to the boss rather than hard graft.


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    Faith
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,657 Mod ✭✭✭✭Faith


    Flatricide (noun):

    The act of killing one's flatmate.

    Example: "If Lucy doesn't cop the fock on, I'm going to commit flatricide!"


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    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,164 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Irregardless (adjective):

    regarding, attentive, considerate, concerned

    ANTONYMS

    regardless


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    #6
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    Insomdingdongnia

    When you're extremely tired, but don't go to bed because you're expecting a caller at your door.


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    Nalz
    Registered Users Posts: 16,758 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    Shiart (a shít fart)

    yeah stupid I know but my flatmate kept saying it all week. Maybe I should perform flatricide on him!!


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    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    HAPPYRASH

    A dose of the clap or any non fatal STD


    FOREGASM

    Going up and over like a pan of milk before the task has been completed.


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    mastermind2005
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 339 ✭✭mastermind2005


    ILLAFIED

    Deeply distressed; upset: sick with worry.


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