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Wifes last words

Skellington · 2007-01-28 16:37:57

Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. ''Sleep now, its all right,'' he told her. But she kept trying to sit up and said, ''Honey, I really need to tell you something.'' Finally Jake let her get it off her chest. ''Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept…

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28-01-2007 5:37pm

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Skellington

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Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. ''Sleep now, its all right,'' he told her. But she kept trying to sit up and said, ''Honey, I really need to tell you something.'' Finally Jake let her get it off her chest. ''Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.'' ''Don't worry about it,'' Jake said, ''I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?''

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#2 28-01-2007 7:09pm
mad m

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Terrible!!!

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#3 28-01-2007 7:17pm
Mossy Monk

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where is the joke?

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