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Married for the night

tosh_thedude · 2007-01-29 08:09:00

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At…

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29-01-2007 9:09am

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tosh_thedude

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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper
bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f*ckin blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.

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#2 29-01-2007 9:10am
Hagar

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Good one.:D

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#3 29-01-2007 11:45pm
hiscan

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wasnt expecting that very good

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