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  • 29-01-2007 11:01am
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    Marshy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭


    What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

    'How do ya eat with that?'


    What do ya call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

    A quater pounder with cheese


    How do u stop a polish army on horseback?

    Turn off the carousel


    Whats the penalty for bigamy?

    2 mothers-in-law


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    fred funk }{
    Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    Me likes them......:D


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    Feral Mutant
    Registered Users Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    Marshy wrote:
    How do u stop a polish army on horseback?

    Turn off the carousel
    How do you stop a polish tank?

    Shoot the guy pushing it.


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