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Scumbags/ Knackers/ Chavs

  • 30-01-2007 12:41PM
    #1
    Mrs_Doyle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭


    Q. Two scumbag/ knacker / chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
    A. Society.

    Q. What does a scumbag/ knacker / chav girl use as protection during sex?
    A. Bus shelter.

    Q. What do you call a 30 year old scumbag/ knacker / chav girl?
    A. Granny.

    Q. What do you call a scumbag/ knacker / chav in a box?
    A. Innit!

    Q. What do you call a scumbag/ knacker / chav in a filing cabinet?
    A. Sorted.

    Q. What do you say to a scumbag/ knacker / chav in a suit?
    A. "Will the defendant please rise"

    Q. Why did the scumbag/ knacker / chav cross the road?
    A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

    Q. What do you call a scumbag/ knacker / chav girl in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.

    Q. If you're driving and see a scumbag/ knacker / chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
    A. It might be your bike.

    Q. What's the first question during a scumbag/ knacker / chav quiz night?
    A. What you looking at.

    Q. Why are scumbag/ knacker / chavs like slinkey's?
    A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

    Q. Two scumbag/ knacker / chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
    A. The policeman!

    Q. How do you get a hundred scumbag/ knacker / chavs in a phonebox?
    A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

    Q. What do you call a hundred scumbag/ knacker / chavs at the bottom of the river?
    A. A start.

    Q. Where do you take a scumbag/ knacker / chav girl for a decent night out?
    A. Up the ar*e.

    Q. Why is 3 scumbag/ knacker / chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
    A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

    Q. What do you call a scumbag/ knacker / chav with 9 honours in their Junior Cert?
    A. A liar.

    Q. What do you say to a scumbag/ knacker / chav with a job?
    A. Bigmac please.

    Q. What's the difference between a scumbag/ knacker / chav boy and a scumbag/ knacker / chav girl?
    A. A scumbag/ knacker / chav girl has a higher sperm count.


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