Scumbags/ Knackers/ Chavs

Mrs_Doyle

Q. Two scumbag/ knacker / chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a scumbag/ knacker / chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old scumbag/ knacker / chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a scumbag/ knacker / chav in a box?
A. Innit!

Q. What do you call a scumbag/ knacker / chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you say to a scumbag/ knacker / chav in a suit?
A. "Will the defendant please rise"

Q. Why did the scumbag/ knacker / chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a scumbag/ knacker / chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you're driving and see a scumbag/ knacker / chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a scumbag/ knacker / chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are scumbag/ knacker / chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

Q. Two scumbag/ knacker / chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. How do you get a hundred scumbag/ knacker / chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

Q. What do you call a hundred scumbag/ knacker / chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Where do you take a scumbag/ knacker / chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the ar*e.

Q. Why is 3 scumbag/ knacker / chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

Q. What do you call a scumbag/ knacker / chav with 9 honours in their Junior Cert?
A. A liar.

Q. What do you say to a scumbag/ knacker / chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.

Q. What's the difference between a scumbag/ knacker / chav boy and a scumbag/ knacker / chav girl?
A. A scumbag/ knacker / chav girl has a higher sperm count.

c - 13

Good stuff, heard most of them a while ago but had forgotten them.

The Freeman

class!

spudington16

Fantastic!!!!