What do you have on your desk?

Lexus1976

I have

The Far Side Calendar
Calculator from the Gadget Shop
Pens
Creative mini mouse
Fan
Leather stationery kit
Empty bottle of water
Half a bar of Galaxy Chocolate




Bebo

iremex

big calculator
phone
cds
laptop
laptop bag
mouse
ipod
windows it pro mag with some pens on it
open diary
gloves
phone and mobile
copy of the metro paper
wage slip(unopened!) lol
and finally a cold, 1/8 left, cup of coffee

mikedragon32

Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse
Speakers
Mousepad
Weather station thingy
four filing trays
desk lamp
phone
Mobile Phone & Stand
desk tidy
tape dispenser
Post-its
paper punch
stapler
my annual leave record
my yearly assesment form
various work related documents
paperweight
highlighter pen
two toy light sabres
a soft baseball that says stuff when it's thrown against a wall (or person)
a Kyle (from Southpark) moneybox
Various books
Copy of Top Gear
Volvic Bottle (filled with Tipperary water from the cooler)
Dust
Headphones for my phone
10 cents

Celticfire

Don't work behind a desk...

Ruu_Old

2 monitors
2 external hard drives
2 duracell batteries
mouse+keyboard
stapler
wallet
stack of papers for shredding
tax documents (its tax season)

scojones

Phone
Mobile
Packet of Skips
Laptop
Flat panel monitor
Desktop computer
Keyboard
Mouse
Mousepad
A list of internal contact numbers
An Initech T.P.S Report Cover Sheet (Office Space )
Pen
A4 pad
White Balloon.
I have a large bookshelf above my desk, and I can't be arsed writing down it's contents.

event

monitor
keyboard
speakers
diary
notebook
phone
an orange
post-its
mario coaster
pen

Agamemnon

Computer
Monitor
Keyboard
Phone
Pen
Highlight marker
Stapler
Print-offs of work docs
Bottle of Coke
Empty Snack wrapper
Empty Balisto wrapper
Empty Maltesers wrapper
Empty Galaxy wrapper
2 Empty Strawberry Nutri-Grain wrappers

Yes, I missed breakfast this morning.

c - 13

Desktop Computer
Laptop Computer
Telephone
Sharp Calculator
Desk Organisor
2007 Journal
Water Bottle
Motorols Hands Free Kit
Company Coaster
List Of Schematics for new bid
Data Cable
Empty Coffee Cup
Notebook
IN/OUT Tray
Lots of old schematics/documents
My Mobile
Two memory sticks (512M & 2G)

Owen

Depends on which desk. On the work desk we have :

17" Monitor, Keyboard, Wireless Mouse, Wireless Mouse Basestation, Calculator, Landline, Portable Phone linked to the Lanline, Desk Tidy yoke, Samples of Leather and Cloth, Samples of Paint, Paper Punch, Stapler, the all-important Rubber Stamp, Tippex, lots of paper, order files from Customers, Printer, my study books for my PPL, a Polaroid Camera, and my cold coffee from this morning.

On the home desk I have :
30" Monitor, Webcam, Logitech 5.1 Surround system, Behringer Truth Studio Monitors (Speakers, not actual Monitors), some Rack-Mounted gear (Guitar Synth, Guitar Modelling Amp, an EQ, and a Vocal Effects unit), a Mixing Desk, a Microsoft Habu Mouse, a Logitech G15 Gaming Keyboard, a 67 Key MIDI Keyboard, all-in-one Printer, Canon 350d Camera and it's associated lenses, chargers, etc, iPod, and a charging brackets for my Nokia n93 and my Garmni 360d. It's a big desk

scojones

Ruu wrote:

2 monitors
2 external hard drives
2 duracell batteries
mouse+keyboard
stapler
wallet
stack of papers for shredding
tax documents (its tax season)

ZOMG! Ruu is committing tax fraud!

o1s1n

2 Monitors.
A Keyboard.
Some yellow and green PVC tape.
A black marker.
An old Melvins ticket.
An old VNV Nation ticket.
2 cd-rs (Office 2003 and Blood the last Vamipre)
A plaster (ew!)
A fairly hair clogged bobbin.
A printer.
Big pile of paper
Battlefield 2 Box.
Some random piece of steel from Inside my computer.
€70 in Notes.
€2.30 in change.
A plectrum
Packet of Blue Rizla.
A pen.
Someones email address on a piece of paper.
Another black marker.
A roll of plasters.
Pencil.
Hair clip.
Eraser.
5 Inch long nail for etching.
A Bi-Pod for a rifle.
A Playstation clone control pad for my computer.
A business card from an artist called Levent Tuncer
Some bbs.
Packet of pins.
A Christmas card.
More change.
A little lead gun from some form of Games workshop figure.

To be honest I could go on for a lot longer. I'm nearly afraid to look in behind my monitors. Maybe its time to clean my desk :eek:

Ruu_Old

sjones wrote:

ZOMG! Ruu is committing tax fraud!

Lolz, it really does look that way from my post, d'oh!

Red Hand

Much the same as everyone else's except I still have my Christmas decorations up.

*Uses tinsel a a boa*

_blank_

PC, monitor, mouse, phone, two highlighter markers, pink and yellowm that I've never used. Lots of post-its, Far-side Calendar, Bottle of Ribena, Carton of Ribena, Mobile phone, mp3 player, one of them pink Evian Pringle-like containers, FCUK Baseball Cap that I wear, my jacket, because it's too long for the chair, and the damn office has no coat hanger, Cds, spoon, pen, mug, plastic see through ruler with an elastic band around the length of it to make a banjo, A4 pad.

Adam

My other half this morning

>_>

<_<

I have no desk, it's a laptop on the bed for me!

Pherekydes

The usual computer paraphernalia, plus:

a tube of quick grout (unopened)
a tube of fabric glue
a B&D lawnmower user guide
2 unused bin tags
a tube of superglue
a certificate (The Royal Order of Screechers)
a CD copy of Maple
and an accident report (RTA).

connundrum

Ruu wrote:

stack of papers for shredding
(its tax season)

I lol'd too

Ok so..

20" screen
Speakers
Printers (x2)
Big Calculator
Small Calculator
A pile of CV's
4 empty water bottles (feckin cleaners :rolleyes: )
Several napkins (unused)
Printing paper
Keyboard & Mouse
1000 Paper clips (approx)
4 client files
Expenses file
1 Broken cash Box (See thread from 2 weeks ago )
A lodgement book
Sellotape dispenser
A pigsback.com squishy toy
A Herald AM
A Metro
My shoe - there's a mark on it that I'm trying to remove
A Viking catalogue
3 staplers (wtf like )

hunnymonster

desktop computer, mouse & keyboard
laptop
2 monitors
atack of cds
stack of dvds
i pod
camera
phone
mobile phone
stapler
coffee mug full of pens
radio
box of tissues
diary
stack of student essays (uncorrected - holy c**p I promised I'd give them back tomorrow)
bike lights recharging
battery recharger
inbox and out box full of stuff to do
my passport
tiger balm
a mud face mask (papmering night tonight)
hair clip
remote control for a vibrator (gotta be a unique one that!)
paint brush
random bits of Jewellery that clanked when I type
tubs of vitamins

free2fly

PC
Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse and pad with wrist rest
Business cards
Aquafina
Calculator
Facial tissues
Little man clock
Phone
Various CVs
Post-its
Stack of catalogues
Coffee cup with pens, pencil, markers, scissors, letter opener
A photograph
A box of chocolates
Stapler
Wite-out
Payroll reports for Friday's payroll
German dictionary
Sunglasses
Lots of dust!

Fajitas!

6 computers
2 laptops
2 film scanners
1 A2 printer
server
big speakers
cameras
lenses
filters
camera bags
graphic tablet
pack of green Swan
notes
notebooks
enough cables to connect Dublin to South America...

SystemError

PC x 1
Keyboard x1
Mouse x 1
Phones x 1 (landline) x 1 (mob)
Files x 8
File holders x 3
Pockets x 10
Brochures x 6
Booking forms x loads
Envelopes x loads
Quantas 2007 calendar x 1
Shangri La Hotel 2007 calendar x 1 ('tis the year of the pig)
Happy face scissors x 1
Permanent black marker x 1
Aloe Vera lip balm x 1
Stack of post its x 2
Post its stuck onto pc x 5
Blue Post it holder x 1
GforGo.com Travel Industry Directory & Diary x 1
"Intercrac" coaster x 1
Half full bottles of water not sitting on "Intercrac" coaster x 3
Dell mouse pad x 1(white) x 1 (black)
Notepads x 2
Bob x 1 (broken dusty white fan. his head doesnt stay up anymore but he's been there for me since day 1 )
tippex, pens, pencils, paperclips, staples, stapler, hole puncher, calculator..etc

and The Holy Bible (a.k.a the Argos catalogue)

muckwarrior

Yore Ma!

SystemError

muckwarrior wrote:

Yore Ma!

yore hilarious

Nightwish

Pc monitor
keyboard
some minging wrist support thing
in/out tray
5 personal files
a list of phone numbers
phone
tape dispenser
pens
A4 refill pad
tippex
stapler
lots and lots of paperwork

Rb

An awful, awful lot of shíte. Theres a bin right beside me but yet I seem to have a mountain of rubbish sitting here on the desk.
Other items include:

A tv
Laptop
Additional monitor
2 empty glasses
2 empty cups
An ash tray
deck of cards
Some poker chips
A mouse & mousemat
Speakers and sub-woofer.
A calculator
A pen knife
A few cd cases scattered around
Random I.D's
Some phone manuals that I haven't read, nor do I intend to.
A book
A lightbulb in a box
A lamp
64Mb USB key
A book which I actually do read
Few pens
Few lighters
Skins
Bluetooth USB key
A watch
My free JD 2007 calendar


I'd take a picture of it but I'm actually so ashamed of the state of it.

FlutterinBantam

Jaysus!!! I'd say you worked for Dublin Fire Brigade but you don't mention an empty curry takeaway.

Dave!

A load of pieces of paper with writing on them
My mobile
portable phone
broken PS2 joypad
2 printer ink cartridges
2 PC speakers
1 PC monitor
1 GAME magazine
broken earphones
little pieces of wood
(presumably) old lottery ticket

Zat ist all.

challengemaster

Monitor
2x webcams
external 250gb hdd
Omega watch
batteries(for meh keyboard)
wireless keyboard
Digital Camera
Alienware Func mouse mat
Logitech mx518 mouse
Wireless reciever for kbd
tv remote control
1gb USB Stick
book on pc's
calculator
radio
multiple cables
Windows OS disc
black Bic pen
1x dapper drake ubuntu install disc
1x Edgy eft ubuntu install disc
~20 cd's
2x network cables
2x headsets
Screwdriver
Tea & toast (eating atm)

Terry

60 or so CD-R's with various crap on them.
pack of bacca.
ash tray.
Lighter.
Red permanent marker.
Sky+ remote.
Skins.
A few Xanax.
Clerks DVD.
Bowie CD.
Pay slip.
Nationwide tiles sticky tape.
Mousepad (unused).
Post its.
Airwawes cherry menthol.
An unsent christmas card.
A few screws from PC towers I have taken apart.
A few reciepts.
Deck of cards.
Pack of tissues.
Speakers, Monitor and the usual other stuff.

sound_wave

liksang mug
laptop
monitor
speakers
xbox360 beermat
pens
job application
house phone
penknife
A4 pad
some photos
xbox360 & pads
dsl modem & switch
and some DBZ action figures

Ruu_Old

sound_wave wrote:

liksang mug
laptop
monitor
speakers
xbox360 beermat
pens
job application
house phone
penknife
A4 pad
some photos
xbox360 & pads
dsl modem & switch
and some DBZ action figures

;_; the interweb is unfair.

Black Swan

Don't have a desk, but do spend some time sitting on the floor of my flat before our coffee table working offsite. What's on it right now? Let's see...
Laptop
Film script
Pens and yellow magic markers
Multi-coloured post-its pad
File folders of notes and whatnot
Lined tablet
Roll of first class US stamps
Month end bills
Pint of Guinness (to get through the bills!)

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I is got:
Laptop
Monitor
Keyboard & mouse
Phone
Mobile
Walkman
Vit C tablets
Desktop computer
Pen

Im so interesting!

The Hill Billy

PC, monitor, keyboard & mouse
Phone
Mobile
20 fags
Lighter
Security swipre
Half-eaten sesame fruit flapjack
Coffee cup (empty)
Sachet of brown sugar
2 A4 pads
Stapler
Black Bic biro
The Irish Times
Herald AM
Metro

DarkJager

PC
Monitor
Mouse
Keyboard
Car Keys
Packet of Drum Tobacco
Mobile Phone
Cisco IP Phone
Mouse Mat
Diary
Box of Biros
Test lab equipment stock take sheet
Head set
Balloons (yes it sounds weird but its true)
IPOD
Laptop
Speakers
5 CD-RWs
Jar of coffee
Cup of coffee
Lighter

Archeron

Only what appears to be a swarthy burlesque can-can lady from 1890's Louisiana whos ample fish net clad bottom has pushed everything else onto the floor. I think I need a coffee....

mikemac

One of the items I have is a company branded bottle opener.
I have to work late some nights (paid overtime of course) so management put a fridge full of soft drinks and beer(Miller, bulmers, corona, bud, etc.) in the canteen. It's to motivate the staff who might easily be stuck here until maybe 9m on a Friday night.

After 7pm, anyone can help themselves to a longneck bottle of their choice.
I've walked out of here some nights after having 4 bottles. That's the most I've ever had in one evening here.

I won't be for the next few weeks as I try to improve my fitness.

I doubt ye believe me but it's true.

rick_fantastic

2 * monitors
2 * keyboard and mouse
kvm switch
laptop and docking station
hp proliant dl380 server
cisco asa firewall
4 cisco voip routers
4 poe switches
4 voip phones
various amounts of cat5 and other cabling
desk phone
label printer

desk is very organised today because i spent most of my day yesterday cleaning it so i could set up test lab for voip. oh the joys!!!

Heyes

Computer Screen
Phone
Mobile
2 Calculators
Too much paper
Couple of folders
pack of m&m's
toast wrapped in tinfoil
Mouse
Ruler
Stapler
Receipts
Info pamplets
Bottle of water
some screws from my computer ( probable shouldnt be floating around)
Stand - which holds numbers, directories,info etc
Printed emails

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ really

greine

my feet and a cappucino! Ah..this is the life Zzzzzzzz

Naked Lepper

loads of ****...

trays for holding files
fan
bottle of evian
malteesers
stationary (staper, calculator, hole puncher)
mobile phone
post it notes
work i.d

matrim

Monitor
Keyboard and Mouse
Cup
Glass
MP3 player
Mobile
Phone
3 PDA's
2 Smartphones
an ATA
a network switch
4 empty phone boxes
3 Sim cards
loads of papers with little notes on them
Printouts or emails and RFC's
RSA key
Headset
loads of usb cables
Batteries

ixoy

Laptop - Which allows me to post here.
Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse and Mouse Mat
Phone
3 Boxes of Special K bar (1 full chocolate chip, 1 full original, 1 half full of chocolate chip)
Paper puncher
Box of pencils
Pen holder
2 boxes of raisins
Stapler
Carboard tube given with Evian promotion
Bottle inside the cardboard tube above
Box of pop tars (1 strawberry tart left)
Pile of notepads and papers in one corner
More paper scattered
A book on Ant scripting
A book on WebLogic Administration
Plastic casing for above
Wallet
Mobile Phones
Calendar in a CDesque plastic case
Tissues
Two nested empty plastic cups
1 cup full of change (denominations from 1c - 50c)
Scattering of pens and pencils
Some postits
My elbows

Scrotum

Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse
Printer
Speakers
Phone
2 Cameras
xD cards
Condoms
War of the Worlds c.d.
The Wall live in berlin c.d.
Dental floss
Skins
Lighters
Pens
Iron
Fart machine
Multi Vitamins
Loads of cash
Cup of coffee

Kolodny

Monitor, keyboard and mouse
Mobile and desk phone
Huge monster of a DeskJet colour printer
'In' tray full of things I should have looked at by now
A tub of pumpkin seeds and some packets of miso soup (post-Chrimbo diet)
Box of herbal tea bags
Lip balm and hand cream
Lots of biros and marker pens
Pink nail varnish
Empty giant Starbucks coffee mug
Bottle of water
Sellotape dispenser
Stapler
Toy dog
Random keys
Small change

The Sweeper

Keyboard
Wrist rest
Mouse
Gel mouse pad
Flat screen monitor balanced on a desk file balanced on a phone book balanced on a pack of A4 paper balanced on a CCNA study guide.
Lamp
Speakers
Magazine racks (x2)
Memory card reader
Desk trays
Hand cream
Lip balm
Last year's tax return
Digital camera
Mobile phone
Letter opener
Pack of photographs from last holiday
Two i-river mp3 recorders
A small and relatively neat pile of cables
Four tubs of various trendy supplements, from vitamins to milk thistle
Pot of pens, highlighters and craft knives
A UK-continental plug adaptor
An external hard drive for backing up the PC
A London A-Z
A filofax
Post I should have posted already
A leather folder
A bottle of water
A passport

That's the beauty of self employment. You get to have an enormous desk all to yourself. And then you cover it in sh1te.

crosstownk

Piece of sh1t Dell Optiplex
Mobile phone
Desk phone
Picture of my daughter
Countless invoices
Crazy amount of phone messages
Homer Simpson mug
Various pens
and pencils
Stapler
TippEx Mice
Sheets of music
Christmas cards
Camera
Ink catridges
Battery charger
Various USB cables
Keys to lots of cars
Plans for a house extension
Fuel cards
Crumbs from sausage rolls
Calender
Refill Pad
Half used card of Rennies
Ping pong ball
Toy car

My desk is a total mess!

Skellington

Volvic water
2 boxes of animal bars
Litre of super milk (these combined make a great dinner)
Tools
C.Ds
DVDs
A book
Laptop
Some old college sh*te

That is all.

bug

monitor
mouse
keyboard
scanner
letter trays
a small picture frame with a stick man drawn in it
loads of pens
a paperclip holder
my to do book
a spoon with dried in yoghurt on it
my printer
a calender/pen holder from some architects
a scalpel
a glass
an allen key
my phone
a business card of a sales rep I'm avoiding
some sticky fixers
spare change
a load of stuff in the corner I refuse to deal with

byte

Monitor
Creative speakers
JD flip calendar
Sky+ remote
Coffee mug
Empty bottle of Warsteiner
mouse
Bottle/Can opener
Green Rizlas
CD pen
DVDR spindle
Netgear router
ashtray
20 cigs and lighter
Bag of F connectors
Sony pen
MiniSD card
1GB USB stick
Post-its