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The Mexican at the Game

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  • 05-02-2007 10:54am
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    Hagar
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    When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a seat half hidden behind the flagpole for the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "And the Americans, they are so friendly!" he concluded. "Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, .... 'Jose, can you see?'"



    I'll get me coat...


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    Stabshauptmann
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    wheres my gun...


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Hagar wrote:
    When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a seat half hidden behind the flagpole for the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "And the Americans, they are so friendly!" he concluded. "Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, .... 'Jose, can you see?'"



    I'll get me coat...
    And you a moderator of this forum.... shame!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Mad Dog
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    Took me a while and I'm ashamed to say I laughed but only just :rolleyes:


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    petes
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    Booo!


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    r3nu4l
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    Woohoo, go team puns! Loved it :D

    So how did the burglar get into the house?
    Intruder window!


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Disapointed Hagar:( *loads shotgun while wiping tear from eye*


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    SystemError
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    bravissimo


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    #9
    Hagar
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    Remember, shoot the post not the poster.:D


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    old boy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    need to do a lot better next time son


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    D-Generate
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    These should be pun-ished...


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    Rabies
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote:
    And you a moderator of this forum.... shame!
    He won't be for long more

    /hangs head in shame


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    TerrorFirmer
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    good god


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