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  • 05-02-2007 1:35pm
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    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Sorry about the format, too lazy to change it....

    A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

    "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

    "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"


    /edit I'm not - H ;)


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