lame joke. hold the laughter

iremex · 12-02-2007 12:46pm #1

is this the worst joke of all time?? i heard it in college a few years back.

So the Devil and Jesus have been arguing over who is mightier, finally they decide to settle the question once and for all. They decide that they will code for 24 hours, to create a great program, and whoevers is best will win. They decide that God will be the judge. So, they begin, and they are coding furiously, smoke coming off the keyboard as their fingers fly. Just before the time has run out, a huge thunderstorm starts, though they code without stopping. Lightning crashes down all around, and finally hits their computers.

When the lighting clears, God appears, saying "time is up", The Devil says, "I have nothing to show, the lightning shorted my computer". Jesus smiles serenely and reboots, then runs his program. The devil is shocked, he says"I just don't understand, i saw the lightning hit you too, how could this be???" God smiles and says "Jesus saves."

i'll show myself out