Stevie Wonder......

mickrourke

Stevie Wonder said he would never play Dublin...


He just couldn't see The Point..



I'll just get me coat.

Steoob

haha i love it

Alter-Ego

Ah it made me smile

fred funk }{

Ha Ha...good one.

I like Stevie Wonder jokes.

Have you ever seen his wife?


Neither did he.

flanzer

I remember watching a Liverpool match on Sky Sports a couple of years ago. There was a blatent foul on one of the Liverpool players in the box which should have resulted in a penalty which the ref never gave.........Live on air, Phil Thompson comments abruptly..... 'Even Stevie Wonder saw that!'

I cried my eyes out with the laughter!

Naked Lepper

stevie wonder got a cheese grater for xmas





said it was the most violent book he had ever read

beans

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord !".
Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild.

The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord". A bit annoyed by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise.

The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord". Really angry now that this guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smartypants. You get up here and do it!"

The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing .....
>
>
>
" A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."

fred funk }{

beans wrote:

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord !".
Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild.

The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord". A bit annoyed by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise.

The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord". Really angry now that this guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smartypants. You get up here and do it!"

The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing .....
>
>
>
" A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."

Brilliant

JC 2K3

In an interview Stevie Wonder was asked how it felt to be blind.

He replied, "Ah, it could be worse, I could be black".

whiskeyman

JC 2K3 wrote:

In an interview Stevie Wonder was asked how it felt to be blind.

He replied, "Ah, it could be worse, I could be black".

:eek:

biko

Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They stuck a plunger in the toilet.

How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road!
or
Why cant Helen Keller drive a car? Because shes a woman!

Hagar

Erm. Yes post 9 is rather funny. How could I have missed it.:o


/Edited in a vain attempt to save myself embarassment. It's not working.

biko

Er Hagar read post 9

Kojak

JC 2K3 wrote:

In an interview Stevie Wonder was asked how it felt to be blind.

He replied, "Ah, it could be worse, I could be black".

Lol

iremex

Stevie Wonder's favourite colour?
Courderoy

What did Stevie Wonder's mother do for punishment?
Rearrange the furniture.

What do you call Stevie Wonder playing tennis?
Endless love

What was Stevie Wonder's first hit?
A lamp post.

What's the fastest thing on land?
Stevie Wonder's speedboat

Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
No one's told him he's black yet.

Q: Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head when he sings?
A: Because he can't find the microphone

fred funk }{

They're all class lads

GLaDOS

JC 2K3 wrote:

In an interview Stevie Wonder was asked how it felt to be blind.

He replied, "Ah, it could be worse, I could be black".

Best
Joke
Ever

biko

iremex wrote:

What's the fastest thing on land?
Stevie Wonder's speedboat

5times

beans wrote:

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord !".
Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild.

The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord". A bit annoyed by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise.

The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord". Really angry now that this guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smartypants. You get up here and do it!"

The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing .....
>
>
>
" A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."

I saw that ending coming (unlike Stevie) , but it still had me in fits of laughter .

Jesus Wept

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?






...because he's black

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(to quote Dave Chapelle 'oh lorddd, this racism is killing me!)