The Singletons Valentines Thread

Terry

Zebra3 wrote:

Btw, when's Love Day?

Usually around Smarch.
I think it's after the chrismachannukwan spend phase.

randylonghorn

Ah, well ... there's a special day for us single guys too ... Palm Sunday!


/ducks

Overheal

............What? Keep that in your shower cubicle, please.

Oh sure going out drinking tomorrow should be good..you either get sick through the sight of it all or pick up the rebound girl who has the boyfriend who has jealousy issues and bam thats how those stitches got there.......:D

Sofaspud

Ruu wrote:

I think this is appropiate for the singletons here and a bit of a chuckle.

Now that's just SAD!

brianthebard

So...orgy, or am I on my own again?

nesf

Back on topic:

As a happily engaged man this Valentine's Day I shall enjoy laughing haughtily at you all.

Berns

ooo, first post in ... rec & after hours for me

Well ... split with gf recently , she wouldnt head out to a club which annoyed me & well, sent me home on boxin day cuz she was sick, and then never even tried to get to me for my birthday, so better off without. So I'm single, hatin it like but single :rolleyes: But suppose I coulda kept torturin myself wif the ex if really wanted to Not one person has said I shoulda stayed with her, all say better off and shoulda got rid.

So .... where was this thread again, Single , yay , now wheres the single ladies , any up north..... pic required.... yeah im shallow but who isn't
Liverpool not playin afaik but might go down to bar and watch another match, sit in the corner or sumfin, lol.

redzerdrog

randylonghorn wrote:

Ah, well ... there's a special day for us single guys too ... Palm Sunday!


/ducks

ha ha lol

RuggieBear

Singletons,
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

irlrobins

Single and proud of it. Was in buying New Baby Boy cards on my lunchbreak today. Actual felt good to be able to pass the mass of people around the V Day card rack trying to find the "perfect card".

randylonghorn

nesf wrote:

Lads, try to ignore the crap previous to this and get back to wallowing in self pity about your singleness please.

Who's wallowing?! :cool:

brianthebard wrote:

So...orgy, or am I on my own again?

... and why is everyone ignoring Brian?

The Song Thrush

ChRoMe wrote:

quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

custard diet ? I'm not going on one of those again...

omb0wyn5ehpij9

I'm single this year, and i don't like it one bit

brianthebard

randylonghorn wrote:

Who's wallowing?! :cool:


... and why is everyone ignoring Brian?

[emo]Maybe they know what I look like [/emo]

randylonghorn

Sheesh ... who the fock looks at faces at an orgy?

Anyway, as organiser, it is your role to co-ordinate, facilitate, pin on the name-badges ... well, actually, let's skip the last bit ...

Sparky

I've never had a Valentines day in a relationship!!

But it still gets to me. Hearing all the stories of what friends are doing for their other halfs.

Yes I have to say I'd be lying if I wasnt a tad bit depressed about it.

Maybe I might get lucky.


Oh the spanky is not spanky at all today.

sceptre

Ruu wrote:

I think this is appropiate for the singletons here and a bit of a chuckle.

Black Day. Don't forget to slurp loudly as you eat the noodles.

John Mason

brianthebard wrote:

So...orgy, or am I on my own again?

i could be persuaded

rferguson

RuggieBear wrote:

Singletons,
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Classic Python Moment!!

Terry

sceptre wrote:

Black Day. Don't forget to slurp loudly as you eat the noodles.

That's racist, that is.
In the name of equality, I demand a white day.

Seriously though, how many ****ing variations are needed?

Mossy Monk

i call it Wednesday

brianthebard

irishbird wrote:

i could be persuaded

I'll get to booze, you get the condoms!

Red Alert

Superquinn near me used to (might still) have all the staff dressed up as if for a ball. Was very easy to pick out the classy women from the others when you stood in the q. They had free wine and a DJ one time when Hallmark day was on a saturday

gandalf

Photography classes for me

Plus I will have money in my pocket still, bloody Valentines Rip-Off Day !!

Anti

Haha, single people. Have ye nothing better to do then this?


Like maybe go out and get yourself a rooide.

Heyes

As for you ANTI --- behave ya ho

Tar.Aldarion

Oh, I forgot to laugh.
I'm happily engaged to my boyfriend. We get married in two months.

John Mason

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Oh, I forgot to laugh.
I'm happily engaged to my boyfriend. We get married in two months.

vomit - why would you want to waste your life doing something silly like that:mad:

Tar.Aldarion

He's devilishly handsome, rich, intelligent, ginger, and an after hours mod.
Swoon. Also, he got me pregnant.

Terry

I'm neither handsome, rich nor intelligent.

John Mason

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

He's devilishly handsome, rich, intelligent, ginger, and an after hours mod.
Swoon. Also, he got me pregnant.

and................i dont understand???

IvaBigWun

So .....










About this orgy then ....

Tar.Aldarion

Terry wrote:

I'm neither handsome, rich nor intelligent.

Oh, you have the two sexiest qualities then.

and................i dont understand???

We have to marry according to our faith.

tba

God!!!

I'm so desperately lonely...

ferdi

"looks like its suicide again for me"

Tusky

Anything good on tonight for the singleton ?

[edit] I dont mean on tv, I mean in pubs or clubs!

Beruthiel

Tusky wrote:

Anything good on tonight for the singleton ?

Stargate Atlantis

Tar.Aldarion

http://entertainment.ie/TV/display.asp?cat=TV
soapwatch.

Giblet

public class Singleton
{
   private static Singleton instance = null;
   private static String message = "";
   private Singleton()
   {
	   
   }
  
   public static Singleton getInstance()
   {
      if (instance == null)
           instance = new Singleton();
   
     return instance;
   }
 
   public static void setMessage(String msg)
   {
       message = msg;
   }
   public static String getMessage()
   {
       return message;
   }
 
}

BlitzKrieg

do you think Hot fuzz will be filled with couples tonight>?


its previewing tonight and a friend picked up a few tickets.


EDIT: WOAH!

I posted this post and I got forwarded to a thread about peadophiles....subliminal boards message.

IvaBigWun

Giblet wrote:

public class Singleton
{
   private static Singleton instance = null;
   private static String message = "";
   private Singleton()
   {
	   
   }
  
   public static Singleton getInstance()
   {
      if (instance == null)
           instance = new Singleton();
   
     return instance;
   }
 
   public static void setMessage(String msg)
   {
       message = msg;
   }
   public static String getMessage()
   {
       return message;
   }
 
}

Oh my God.

He's having sex with teh PC :eek:

DaBreno

I dont know what you all giving out about.

1. Oversized novelty card -€10
2. Bottle of Moet - €37
3. Bunch of seriously overpriced flowers - €42
4. Various ingredients for dinner - €18
5. Odds of watching Arsenal Bolton - Low.
6. Urge to kill - Rising.

Any relationship that confines romance to one day in the year is a dog with fleas and should be put down for its own good. I put to ye that its better to be single on this Utterly false and pretentious day than it is to be attached.

As if the married man needed any more punishment....

koneko

OMG HOT FUZZ
Thanks for reminding me. I'll have to wait till thursday though.

Agree with DaBreno though, why would someone need a specific day to be nice to their partner? Aren't you nice every day? Can't you surprise them with something nice because you want to, not because you're forced to by commercialism/social pressure?

Overheal

Wait! I understood some of that! C++ programming is finally paying off! Go me

......actually, I wanna almost try running that through the compiler for a laugh.......

EDIT: I just got this flyer in the mail from a local pub (Carlow Town).........anyone ever been to one of these speed dating things? Im thinking of going just for the advertised free shots

Overheal

Overheal wrote:

Wait! I understood some of that! C++ programming is finally paying off! Go me

......actually, I wanna almost try running that through the compiler for a laugh.......

EDIT: I just got this flyer in the mail from a local pub (Carlow Town).........anyone ever been to one of these speed dating things? Im thinking of going just for the advertised free shots

enlighten me! about the code that is!

bronte

Gawd...I'm such a lonely lonely gal! somebody pleeeze take me out tonight!!

aidan_walsh

coolsmileygirl wrote:

enlighten me! about the code that is!

It creates an object that can only be instantiated once. Any further attempts to instantiate an object will return the originally created one.

Not sure how much of a giggle Overheal was expecting, tbh.

brianthebard

IvaBigWun wrote:

So .....










About this orgy then ....

It seems like it'll be a bit of a sausage fest tbh...

tba

hmmm.... weiner

humanji

bronte wrote:

Gawd...I'm such a lonely lonely gal! somebody pleeeze take me out tonight!!

Be careful what you wish for. Although if you're mind is set, post naked pictures of yourself and your odds will increase!