Tossing and turning ...

Oliverdog

I have a friend who is an agnostic insomniac dyslexic.

He lies awake all night, wondering whether there’s really a Dog.

So Glad

I get it but unfortunately I've a friend who spurts out jokes like that all the time so......thats a :mad: from me.

Hagar

That's one of my favourite jokes.

Plug

*music stops*

i dont get it.

*googles*

Capt'n Midnight

I prefer the one about the dsylexic cultist, who sold his soul to santa.

Oliverdog

And now.... so do I !!

drunk_monk

Ha ha very clever

Kojak

Ha

Capt'n Midnight

Or the pimp who bought a warehouse

fred funk }{

Heard it years ago, a classic all the same.

knighted

or the dyslexic clubber who took an f

redzerdrog

knighted wrote:

or the dyslexic clubber who took an f

bad effort:(

Capt'n Midnight

or the dyslexic clubber who took a 3

Oliverdog

Some of these appear in my book "Dyslexia for Begonias"

spelling mistakes, also you can't use it for cooking
open the door
great camcorder

Seen on an office door "Chief Accuntant" and he was too...

jimi_t

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

I prefer the one about the dsylexic cultist, who sold his soul to santa.

Beautiful one-liner. I'm stealing that

FrCrilly

Or the song

“Old McDonald was dyslexic
I-E-I-O-E”

Thank You, Thank You

arghh

or the initials for the Dyslexic Association of Ireland
MADD


(who am I to talk I would not win a spelling Bee contest)

SwampThing

reminds me of the one about the guy who didn't know the difference between arson and incest - he burnt his sister.

cailin dana

An oldie but a goodie. my fav one is:
Wat do u call a gay dinosaur?
A megasourass

Archeron

john.hannah@bti wrote:

Some of these appear in my book "Dyslexia for Begonias"

Thats the funniest thing I've read in months.