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  • 16-02-2007 11:47am
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    6th
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    Q: What goes "click click click, is that it?, click click click, is that it?..........."
    A: A blind man with a Rubiks cube.

    Q: What do Fat people do in the summertime ?
    A: Stink.

    Q: What's 60 feet long and stinks of píss?
    A: A conga in an old peoples home

    Q: What do you call an Cavan farmer with a sheep under each arm?
    A: A pimp.


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    6th
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    Q: Why did the Irish man buy a black and white dog?
    A: Because he thought the license would be cheaper!


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    Scrotum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭Scrotum


    Q. What goes hopity clank, hopity clank.

    A. Easter bunny with polio.


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