Rate your Life!

Schlemm

If your life were a movie, what rating would it be?

http://www.bart666.com/index.php/projects/movie-rating-quiz/

(Embarrassingly I'd be a 12A................which is pretty bad considering I'm a 21yo student... just hope it's not straight to video either...)

Ruu_Old

I'm boring too so you're fine*..:)

Suitable for 12 years or older. Starting to get interesting now, with more adult-themed storylines, but we’re still talking in mild doses. You may find more colourful language, some human flesh, and maybe even some violence. Nothing creepy though.

Examples: Batman, Naked Gun 33 1/3

*Warm milk and biccies before I go to sleep now.

humbert

R18, good good. still there were too many of them I wished I could have clicked, but college isn't over just yet

To quote the BBFC: The R18 category is a special and legally restricted classification primarily for explicit videos of consenting sex between adults. Such videos may be supplied to adults only in licensed sex shops, of which there are currently about 90 in the UK.

Silverfish

Suitable for 18 years or older. This is real life. Anything in this category is considered to be of subject matter relating to adult life, that happens day in and day out. Walking down the street is an 18 certificate. You have a life, well done.

Must be the excessive bad language.

Jello

Your BBFC rating is:

15

Suitable for 15 years or older. Films in this category can be about anything, say ‘****’ a lot, probably get to see all sorts of guns and shooting, but no open heart surgery with a knife. Most ‘R’ rated films in America fit into this category.

Examples: Alien, The Sixth Sense

copacetic

i got 18, not sure it means much tbh. if u are old enough you are bound to get 18?

unreggd

15
What does this mean?

Suitable for 15 years or older. Films in this category can be about anything, say ‘****’ a lot, probably get to see all sorts of guns and shooting, but no open heart surgery with a knife. Most ‘R’ rated films in America fit into this category.

Examples: Alien, The Sixth Sense

Backtoblack

You are rated: Suitable for 18 years or older


What does this mean?

Suitable for 18 years or older. This is real life. Anything in this category is considered to be of subject matter relating to adult life, that happens day in and day out. Walking down the street is an 18 certificate. You have a life, well done.

Examples: American Beauty, Fight Club, any film that’s good


(OMIGOD< I'm as evil as chocolate. Go me!)

(right, must... turn... off... the ...... laptop................ )
:rolleyes:

Dave!

12A, damn

Wertz

15 lol
I want the last 2 minutes of my life back...

Backtoblack

DaveMcG wrote:

12A, damn

If you lie and say you have an atomic bomb in your garage, you'll get an 18 rating!! That's what I did... I don't even have a garage. :rolleyes:

Trinity

R18 - congratulations you are filthy!! :eek:


What does this mean?

To quote the BBFC: The R18 category is a special and legally restricted classification primarily for explicit videos of consenting sex between adults. Such videos may be supplied to adults only in licensed sex shops, of which there are currently about 90 in the UK.

You are filthy. Congratulations!

Heisenberg.

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Ghost Train

12... edit slightly better thsn 12A? stupid quizes

Irishpimpdude

Oops i got 18 and im only 16 lol... says alot

Suitable for 18 years or older. This is real life. Anything in this category is considered to be of subject matter relating to adult life, that happens day in and day out. Walking down the street is an 18 certificate. You have a life, well done.

Examples: American Beauty, Fight Club, any film that’s good

nesf

18. Unsurprising tbh.

Backtoblack

Trinity1 wrote:

R18 - congratulations you are filthy!! :eek:


What does this mean?

To quote the BBFC: The R18 category is a special and legally restricted classification primarily for explicit videos of consenting sex between adults. Such videos may be supplied to adults only in licensed sex shops, of which there are currently about 90 in the UK.

You are filthy. Congratulations!

Well done, I guess. I'm a bit jealous of your rating now. Why didn't I get any filthy comments? :rolleyes:

(I like your sig Trinity1)

Terry

I didn't know the BBFC used the rating "R18". I thought it was rimilar to our own.
Anyway, I got 18. Thought it would have been 15, but I suppose the drug thing bumped me up a bit.

Backtoblack wrote:

(I like your sig Trinity1)

I like yours.
Click the pic.

biko

15 goddammit

Trinity

Backtoblack wrote:

Well done, I guess. I'm a bit jealous of your rating now. Why didn't I get any filthy comments? :rolleyes:

(I like your sig Trinity1)

TY i like yours too! Never heard of PJ Harvey til now. I'm her newest fan - if she wants filthy ones that is

InFront

PG apparently.

PG stands for ‘Parental Guidence’, meaning that this film may not be suitable for small children, due to either a little violence or some mild harsh language, but nothing earth-shattering. Plots may have twists and turns, and there may even be real-life situations.

Examples: Bill & Ted, The Fifth Element

Backtoblack

Terry wrote:

I didn't know the BBFC used the rating "R18". I thought it was rimilar to our own.
Anyway, I got 18. Thought it would have been 15, but I suppose the drug thing bumped me up a bit.


I like yours.
Click the pic.

I have that album. Its excellent.. depressing but excellent! lol!

Backtoblack

Trinity1 wrote:

TY i like yours too! Never heard of PJ Harvey til now. I'm her newest fan - if she wants filthy ones that is

lol! Glad you like PJ. Lots of links in the rock/heavy metal thread.

Terry

Backtoblack wrote:

I have that album. Its excellent.. depressing but excellent! lol!

I actually find their music uplifting.
Then again, I'm an odd one.

Backtoblack

Terry wrote:

I actually find their music uplifting.
Then again, I'm an odd one.

It could be that I overplayed it when I got it first...
I must dig it out and have a listen again.
its a good album alright.

kmcgil33

18 wow! - I have known women with knickere older than 18 ... hope they still don't wear them

Black Swan

Schlemm wrote:

If your life were a movie, what rating would it be?

Block buster! "The whole world's a stage..." and I'm lovin' it!

cooker3

I got a 15, I probably would have been a U if it wasn't for my treatment of that burgular. No burgularies in my house damn it!

Steven

PG stands for ‘Parental Guidence’, meaning that this film may not be suitable for small children, due to either a little violence or some mild harsh language, but nothing earth-shattering. Plots may have twists and turns, and there may even be real-life situations.

Examples: Bill & Ted, The Fifth Element

I am ashamed.

At least it wasn't Uc.

Overheal

12A...but how? I picked the Shotgun; THE SHOTGUN! Ah **** this sh*t CHK CHK BOOM

loismustdie

how come there's 2 diferent 18's, adult and filthy, is that true of real movie ratings? i never noticed

Backtoblack

loismustdie wrote:

how come there's 2 diferent 18's, adult and filthy, is that true of real movie ratings? i never noticed

I'm adult 18+ coz I have an atomic bomb in my garage.. I would imagine that the filthy rated people have porn stars in their garages or something to that effect! :eek:

loismustdie

i'm just a normal 18, don't see how, i should b U, i spent last night reuniting a lost dog with his owner and didn't even take a reward, me pats myself on back:)

Backtoblack

loismustdie wrote:

i'm just a normal 18, don't see how, i should b U, i spent last night reuniting a lost dog with his owner and didn't even take a reward, me pats myself on back:)

If you can find another dog & a garden, I lost them.. please return.. Thank you!!!!

Crucifix

15
Time to finish off that nuke I'm building in my garage.

Mossy Monk

15's

Kojak

Your BBFC rating is: 18

What does this mean?

Suitable for 18 years or older. This is real life. Anything in this category is considered to be of subject matter relating to adult life, that happens day in and day out. Walking down the street is an 18 certificate. You have a life, well done.

Examples: American Beauty, Fight Club, any film that’s good

ziggy

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Tar.Aldarion

You are rated: Special and legally restricted

Your BBFC rating is:

R18

What does this mean?

To quote the BBFC: The R18 category is a special and legally restricted classification primarily for explicit videos of consenting sex between adults. Such videos may be supplied to adults only in licensed sex shops, of which there are currently about 90 in the UK.

You are filthy. Congratulations!

Agent Smith

Suitable for 15 years or older. Films in this category can be about anything, say ‘****’ a lot, probably get to see all sorts of guns and shooting, but no open heart surgery with a knife. Most ‘R’ rated films in America fit into this category.

Examples: Alien, The Sixth Sense


i'm surprised!

Mrs_Doyle

rating = 15

You are rated: Suitable for 15 years or older

What does this mean?

Suitable for 15 years or older. Films in this category can be about anything, say ‘****’ a lot, probably get to see all sorts of guns and shooting, but no open heart surgery with a knife. Most ‘R’ rated films in America fit into this category.

Examples: Alien, The Sixth Sense

brianthebard

Suitable for 18 years or older. This is real life. Anything in this category is considered to be of subject matter relating to adult life, that happens day in and day out. Walking down the street is an 18 certificate. You have a life, well done.

Examples: American Beauty, Fight Club, any film that’s good


Thing is, I really don't have a life...I just curse and drink a lot.:mad:

Pythia

12

Suitable for 12 years or older. Starting to get interesting now, with more adult-themed storylines, but we’re still talking in mild doses. You may find more colourful language, some human flesh, and maybe even some violence. Nothing creepy though.

I answered pretty mildly except on the sex thing which skewed it upwards somewhat.

Rb

Pythia wrote:

I answered pretty mildly except on the sex thing which skewed it upwards somewhat.

Because you got skewed upwards somewhat?

I got 18.

Suitable for 18 years or older. This is real life. Anything in this category is considered to be of subject matter relating to adult life, that happens day in and day out. Walking down the street is an 18 certificate. You have a life, well done.

Examples: American Beauty, Fight Club, any film that’s good

I'm not surprised.

cashback

18 or older. I have a life, apparently.

shane86

Rated 18. Bollix, I was wishing theyd compare me to Goodfellas, Trainspotting and Pulp Fiction but whatcha gonna do (come on, American Beauty, though a good flick, isnt even worthy of an 18 cert. No constant bad lingo or Joe Pesci beating Frank Vincent to death in a shinebox dispute type of incidents i recall)


I was hoping my film would be so good the censor would ban it tbh.

faceman

Oh dear, im R18. I didnt think i was that bad!!

Civilian_Target

R18

phantom_lord

R18 :rolleyes:

Had a lol at this question....

Do you like betting?
No. I think betting is immoral.
No, it just doesn’t interest me.
I’ll bet small change if it’s good for a laugh.
I haven’t bet with money before, but I’ll wager an object for something small.
I like to play the Lottery regularly, or have wagers with friends for sports games. Not huge amounts, though.
I bet on horse racing, cards and other games all the time.
* I am a professional gambler.
That sounds like a wager to me! Shall we start at £500?

dr.bollocko

I am filthy. Like the pheleghm that gets caught in your mouth as you quickly walk by a nuclear powered knocking shop.

I can but apologise for this. If anyone has any suggestions as to how I may de-corrupt myself, **** them up your fat ****.

John Mason

hmmm, after thinking long and hard about this, i would say 18 but if there was a higher rating so my mother couldnt look at it - i would go with that one