[Eve] LOL @ Damage

R0ot

Okay so while browsing the Eve-O forums I stumbled across this:

[ 2007.02.09 23:26:47 ] (combat) Your Rattle flies out of the Pram, wrecking the floor for Tantrum damage.

I lol'd , so I was thinking have you seen any funny variations of the damage logs? Or have you thought of any yourself. Post em up !

D

Your girlfriend strikes perfectly, wrecking your life.

Real-life strikes perfectly wrecking for reality damage.

tba

[ 2007.02.11 16:32:25 ] (Subscription) CCP rips your Credit card out off your hand, wrecking you for interest damage.

kyp_durron

2007.01.11 23:23:14 (Combat) Your Broken Knife Hits Giant Enemy Crab Wreaking for Massive Dammage.



Crab Battle!

Maddzy

kyp_durron wins, thread closed.

Frankiestylee

I'm still impressed by TBA's GOW sig. Snavage.

LordBlonde

Oliolioliooooooo!!!

Zillah

LordBlonde wrote:

Oliolioliooooooo!!!

"Urgh...ahh...CRAB BATTLE..."

Finally got around to watching the flash.

D

/me demands linkage to epic crab battle movie.

Edit: Never mind google is my friend.

Frankiestylee

Crab battle? Is this an oblivion thing? I hate the crabs in oblivion... you always laugh at their puny crab ways, but then they infect ya with the crabs disease and it all gets ghey.

Zillah

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/239227

CRAB BATTLE!

Frankiestylee

Thank you Zillah, that does make the above post the winning post. Well done, that's rather funny that chap.

D

Alcohol strikes you for permanent damage, wrecking for a forum ban.

X-Ecuti0ner

lol funny stuff!

Zillah

Repetitive gameplay strikes you perfectly, wrecking for quit-the-game damage.

Mantel

and for those who participate in research agent work...

Our research has been fruity. If you're interested, I believe I have found what might be a rare banana in the corner of my desk drawer. If your interested, please contact me...

Renesco

CTRL-Q hits xelas doing lolololol damage

BAN ME

Frankiestylee

I always thought Ren was the alt, now it seems Ren is real and Geesey is the alt... now it seems Ren really is real so the maternal vibe I felt off her must be real....

OH MY GOD.... DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?!?!?! .....



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......................CRAB BATTLE!

R0ot

^^ Winner

Maddzy

Renesco wrote:

CTRL-Q hits xelas doing lolololol damage

BAN ME

lmfao Xelas ftl.

Frankiestylee

I hear Xelas eat babies.

I also hear that one of the baby eaters has moved onto vegtables so he's bitter and is going to reveal all the secrets of the Xelas baby eating. True story. I read it somewhere. Possibly on the back of one of Root's alts heads.