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Best toast of the night!

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  • 19-02-2007 9:15pm
    #1
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭


    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the
    rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
    toast of the night". She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
    toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting
    in church beside me wife."
    "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

    The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
    corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
    other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

    She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
    know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
    asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."


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