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  • 23-02-2007 11:45am
    #1
    6th
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    The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script.
    All of a sudden there is a scream in the library.
    The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering, "An 'R'! They left out the 'R'."
    God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks him what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R' ... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"


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    #2
    Dec McC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭Dec McC


    ?:confused:


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    #3
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    its not that difficult to get is it?


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    #4
    rugbug86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    well i lol'd


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    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Tis not hard to get at all.


    I didn't lol though.


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    biko
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    Oh, it should be celebrrate? ;)


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    cornbb
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    i didn't literally LOL but I thought it was good...


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    #8
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I got it, but it's not very funny

    "you're meant to be celebrate?" as opposed to celebate, the sentance just doesn't make sense in any way, and that's what would have made the joke


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    #9
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    I'll try harder .....


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