Typical boards.ie replies

Hagar

^^^ What he said.

Agamemnon

Apologies if this has been posted before.

The Hill Billy

matt-dublin wrote:

i do my best to please the mods

All Mods are Nazis!

Hagar

Mods are not mods outside their own forums.

Banned. kthxbye.

Sleepy

/I'll get my coat.

Sleepy

What ever happened to freedom of speech?

Dyr

Terry wrote:

Before the end of this thread, someone else will post "Yore ma", without having read any of the thread.
Several of the other replies will also be repeated.

Way ahead of you, i already did this with my FTW post. The ironing was delicious.

Rabies

Hill Billy wrote:

All Mods are Nazis!

Only Karoma

Kulgan

The old farts love:Where did you get the idea that boards is a democracy?? followed by rant which translates to: LOLZ NOOB

Car Mad

mods feel free to move this somewhere else

netwhizkid

Fianna Fail and the Progressive Democrats are responsible you know; vote them out in the next election.

Crucifix

Here come the PC brigade.

Terry

netwhizkid wrote:

Fianna Fail and the Progressive Democrats are responsible you know; vote them out in the next election.

I am considerably richer than yew.

Nala

Animals/Pet Issues:

"Me and my wife are considering getting a dog, we are away from 7.30am to 11pm every day and often our work takes us away for a few days but the dog would get a 10 minute walk every weekend, now we know nothing about dogs but my grandad's next door neighbour's cousin had one when I was small so I have some experience..... should we get a dog?"

Also

"I just bought a terrapin/lizard/dodo/bracheosaurus- what do they eat?"

:rolleyes:

Nala

Nala wrote:

Animals/Pet Issues:

"Me and my wife are considering getting a dog, we are away from 7.30am to 11pm every day and often our work takes us away for a few days but the dog would get a 10 minute walk every weekend, now we know nothing about dogs but my grandad's next door neighbour's cousin had one when I was small so I have some experience..... should we get a dog?"

:eek: :mad: :mad: :mad: You arent serious? Someone wrote that?

Ruu_Old

Car Mad wrote:

mods feel free to move this somewhere else

Moved from After Hours.

godtabh

Not sure if this is the right place

(put I'll put it here anyway)

Nevyn

\0/ boobies
there are no wimmens on the internet

The Walsho

Because you touch yourself at night.

brianthebard

agamemnon wrote:

Apologies if this has been posted before.

Roffles (which is also quite overused, mainly by me.)

woodyg

/Whens the next boards beers?

/Who is going to the next boards beers?

/should i stay or should i go?

/This is the best thing since slice bread!

/what was the best thing before slice bread?

/Your Da!

/Your sister!

/Are those my feet?

/Feck arse girls!

/What are the specs?

/Is this tv worth getting?
#

some of my favourites
but personal number 1 is

/To be Frank i would have to change my name!

Nala

bluewolf wrote:

:eek: :mad: :mad: :mad: You arent serious? Someone wrote that?

it's a bit of an exaggeration but there's threads like that all the time.

dublinario

I've no willy.

super_furry

Thunderdome TBH

OfflerCrocGod

KTRIC wrote:

Has anyone else got any to add ? and do you think boards.ie (especially AH) is turning into a "sound byte" flinging match ?

Yes. Yes I do.

Orlee

Rant over

connundrum

• I don't want to come across as racist but...
  
• I'm not a racist right but...
  
• You don't even know me!
  
• <insert bebo link>
  
• OMG like why isn't there a bebo/myspace/othersuch forum?
  
• Why do people sign their names when we can clearly see who they are?

Connundrum.

Overheal

/My boyfriend cheated on me..

:|

Join a club or society in your area

dr.bollocko

Surely its PI that has the highest amount of repeat posts? This is obvious to me, since every single PI post has been posted already about 465,000 times. And I've only been here a wee while, this must have been going on for years and years.

OP: Just got dumped by my girlfriend. Help?

Worthy boardsters: She only dumped you because you are a bastard. You should go travelling, join a club, or at least lose some weight. You bastard.

Random poster: You're no bastard, SHE's a bastard! huehue. Girl bastard. Im funny.

Thaedydal: Random poster, unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum.
Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
Have a nice day.

or post type#2

OP: Just got dumped by my boyfriend. Help?
Worthy boardsters:He only dumped you because he is a bastard. You should go travelling, join a club, or at least ignore and send messages of hate at him through your eyes whilst enjoying a new hobby, the bastard.
Random Poster: That Bastard? You bastard!
Thaedydal: Random poster, unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum.
Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
Have a nice day. Bastard.

#3

OP: Some girl just looked at me, and when she did my mickey moved. Does this mean I'm gay / In love with her / destined to marry her / have an STD / am pregnant?
Worthy boardsters:She only looked at you because you are a bastard. You should really head on over to health and fitness and try and figure out how to lose weight and get a circumcision, you bastard.
Thaedydal: Unhelpful and off-topic posting will..... wait.... nope. Not yet. But soon.... soon...

#4

OP: Hey! I'm In a relationship of any sort where I cheated on him / he cheated on me / He got a text / I got a text / she looked at you funny / his mickey moved weirdly last night?
Worthy boardsters: Dump him. You total total bastard. It really is all your fault you know. And just in case you doubted that, here's a 4 page war between every poster here as to why you are such a bastard. You Bastard.

#5

OP: I have a slightly disgusting sexual problem that might or might not involve having a massive peepee / wanting to talk for unnecessarily long about oral sex / being too good in bed / breaking a tonne of condoms with my massive peepee because Im so good in bed / breaking a tonne of beds / girlfriend came so loudly and often that my deaf neighbours 4 miles down the road has to clap me on, and this for me is embarassing because they saw my massive peepee.
Marksuttonie: You wanna talk for unnecessarily long about oral sex ehh? Into my web poor OP... into my web. Muhuhuhahahaha. Now. The best 150 techniques I tend to use (on rotation mind, I dont like to get rusty) are...

Talliesin: I once managed number 132 in the back of a mini, but numbers 18, 64, 78 and 145 are a killer on your back.

#6

OP: Worried about my weight. I am now twice the reccomended BMI for a diabetic elephant with big bones. Anyone any ideas?

Worthy boardsters: Go travelling, join a club, AND dump yourself.
You will feel much lighter without your other half.
Random poster: Huehue. Fat. You're fat, fatty. Maybe you should stop eating so much, then you wouldnt be such a fat fattie. Huehuehue
Thaedydal: unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum. You bastard.
Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
Have a nice day.

#7

OP: I just slit both wrists, put my neck in a noose, Swallowed 200 sleeping pills and told a mod to piss off. Am I suicidal?

Worthy boardsters: Pull yourself together for gods sake! Join a club! Go travelling! AND dump him! And lose some weight you fat suicidal pathetic off topic posting bastard.

OP: Thats nice and all, but what with the 200 sleeping pills I took, im feeling a bit woozy. Can anyone help with this medical problem?

EVERYONE: This is not a ****ing medical forum OP, if you want help with taking 200 pills go to a doctor for **** sake. Posh. Medical problems. Can you believe this ****ing troll? Hasnt anyone told him to join a ****ing club yet?

OP: But... the pills... imminent death...?

Random poster: I suggest you should puke up those pills, OP.

Thaedydal: Rules you bastard! Abide by the ****ing rules! That's ****ing it! Its ****ing anar-goddamn-chy in here. Random poster 1, 2, and 3 you are all ****ing banned. For being ****ers. How many times have I said, attack the post, not the poster. But you posters are just ****ing idiots. I swear, every goddamn day, I have to come in here and say the same mother****ing thing to you TOTAL ****ING IDIOTS, and yet still, every day after that, its the same ****. Thats ****ing IT! I give up! Give each other medical advice! Deliver ****ing babies for all I care! Have unprotected sex with your 80 year old dog, put a condom up your nose, thats how they work, Screw the morning after pill, babies are great fun for 12 year olds. Do whatever the hell you want for all I care. I'm ****ing done. Out. Nope. Nada. No ****ing more.

Random poster: oooooooohhhh! Someone got out on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Thaedydal: (Sigh) unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum.
Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
Have a nice day.
*BOOM!*

*cries laughing*
Oh, that one's brilliant

Ghost Train

shut the fnck up

aidan_walsh

Racism? Just because I started a thread about beating foreigners with sticks until their eyes bleed out their ears, you think its racism? My wife's from Antrim, you know.

qwertplaywert

''dont go hard on me, its my first time''

Tar.Aldarion

Yeah I'm a girl, so what?





Gingers should be put down.

Unpossible

Im in stitches dr.bollocko, that was brilliant. aidan_walsh's was also quite funny

Hagar

Dr. Bollocko you're some bastard. Excellent post.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Dental plan...


...lisa needs braces

QFT


This thread should be stickied.

Sofaspud

dr.bollocko wrote:

Surely its PI that has the highest amount of repeat posts? This is obvious to me, since every single PI post has been posted already about 465,000 times. And I've only been here a wee while, this must have been going on for years and years.

OP: Just got dumped by my girlfriend. Help?

Worthy boardsters: She only dumped you because you are a bastard. You should go travelling, join a club, or at least lose some weight. You bastard.

Random poster: You're no bastard, SHE's a bastard! huehue. Girl bastard. Im funny.

Thaedydal: Random poster, unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum.
Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
Have a nice day.

or post type#2

OP: Just got dumped by my boyfriend. Help?
Worthy boardsters:He only dumped you because he is a bastard. You should go travelling, join a club, or at least ignore and send messages of hate at him through your eyes whilst enjoying a new hobby, the bastard.
Random Poster: That Bastard? You bastard!
Thaedydal: Random poster, unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum.
Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
Have a nice day. Bastard.

#3

OP: Some girl just looked at me, and when she did my mickey moved. Does this mean I'm gay / In love with her / destined to marry her / have an STD / am pregnant?
Worthy boardsters:She only looked at you because you are a bastard. You should really head on over to health and fitness and try and figure out how to lose weight and get a circumcision, you bastard.
Thaedydal: Unhelpful and off-topic posting will..... wait.... nope. Not yet. But soon.... soon...

#4

OP: Hey! I'm In a relationship of any sort where I cheated on him / he cheated on me / He got a text / I got a text / she looked at you funny / his mickey moved weirdly last night?
Worthy boardsters: Dump him. You total total bastard. It really is all your fault you know. And just in case you doubted that, here's a 4 page war between every poster here as to why you are such a bastard. You Bastard.

#5

OP: I have a slightly disgusting sexual problem that might or might not involve having a massive peepee / wanting to talk for unnecessarily long about oral sex / being too good in bed / breaking a tonne of condoms with my massive peepee because Im so good in bed / breaking a tonne of beds / girlfriend came so loudly and often that my deaf neighbours 4 miles down the road has to clap me on, and this for me is embarassing because they saw my massive peepee.
Marksuttonie: You wanna talk for unnecessarily long about oral sex ehh? Into my web poor OP... into my web. Muhuhuhahahaha. Now. The best 150 techniques I tend to use (on rotation mind, I dont like to get rusty) are...

Talliesin: I once managed number 132 in the back of a mini, but numbers 18, 64, 78 and 145 are a killer on your back.

#6

OP: Worried about my weight. I am now twice the reccomended BMI for a diabetic elephant with big bones. Anyone any ideas?

Worthy boardsters: Go travelling, join a club, AND dump yourself.
You will feel much lighter without your other half.
Random poster: Huehue. Fat. You're fat, fatty. Maybe you should stop eating so much, then you wouldnt be such a fat fattie. Huehuehue
Thaedydal: unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum. You bastard.
Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
Have a nice day.

#7

OP: I just slit both wrists, put my neck in a noose, Swallowed 200 sleeping pills and told a mod to piss off. Am I suicidal?

Worthy boardsters: Pull yourself together for gods sake! Join a club! Go travelling! AND dump him! And lose some weight you fat suicidal pathetic off topic posting bastard.

OP: Thats nice and all, but what with the 200 sleeping pills I took, im feeling a bit woozy. Can anyone help with this medical problem?

EVERYONE: This is not a ****ing medical forum OP, if you want help with taking 200 pills go to a doctor for **** sake. Posh. Medical problems. Can you believe this ****ing troll? Hasnt anyone told him to join a ****ing club yet?

OP: But... the pills... imminent death...?

Random poster: I suggest you should puke up those pills, OP.

Thaedydal: Rules you bastard! Abide by the ****ing rules! That's ****ing it! Its ****ing anar-goddamn-chy in here. Random poster 1, 2, and 3 you are all ****ing banned. For being ****ers. How many times have I said, attack the post, not the poster. But you posters are just ****ing idiots. I swear, every goddamn day, I have to come in here and say the same mother****ing thing to you TOTAL ****ING IDIOTS, and yet still, every day after that, its the same ****. Thats ****ing IT! I give up! Give each other medical advice! Deliver ****ing babies for all I care! Have unprotected sex with your 80 year old dog, put a condom up your nose, thats how they work, Screw the morning after pill, babies are great fun for 12 year olds. Do whatever the hell you want for all I care. I'm ****ing done. Out. Nope. Nada. No ****ing more.

Random poster: oooooooohhhh! Someone got out on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Thaedydal: (Sigh) unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum.
Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
Have a nice day.
*BOOM!*

Troll?

Sinfonia

Unpossible wrote:

Im in stitches dr.bollocko, that was brilliant. aidan_walsh's was also quite funny

Agreed (sorry if that's OT)

/quotes insanely long post with one line reply o.O

Ruu_Old

Here come the PC brigade! :rolleyes:

Tar.Aldarion

Reported.

Tar.Aldarion

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Reported.

What?!!!!1
**** you for not agreeing with me, reported.

Unpossible

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Reported.

What?? What happened to free speech? You mods are teh nazis

GLaDOS

Yore Ma

Dyr

Fás girl

Talliesin

dr.bollocko wrote:

Talliesin: I once managed number 132 in the back of a mini, but numbers 18, 64, 78 and 145 are a killer on your back.

LOL. It's funny, because I do indeed often suffer from back pain.

(I've never had sex in a mini mind).

BaZmO*

Can someone please lock this thread.